Beyond The Skies - Jaiden

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1. Anonymous

   Is it gay to masturbate, you’re jerking off a man’s penis

   11/07/2025 at 5:33 am

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2. riptide

   I was scared of dentists and the dark
   I was scared of pretty girls and starting conversations
   Oh, all my friends are turnin’ green
   You’re the magician’s assistant in their dream
   Ah-ooh, ah-oh
   And they come unstuck
   Lady, runnin’ down to the riptide
   Taken away to the dark side
   I wanna be your left-hand man
   I love you when you’re singin’ that song
   And I got a lump in my throat ’cause
   You’re gonna sing the words wrong
   There’s this movie that I think you’ll like
   This guy decides to quit his job and heads to New York City
   This cowboy’s runnin’ from himself
   And she’s been livin’ on the highest shelf
   Ah-ooh, ah-oh
   And they come unstuck
   Lady, runnin’ down to the riptide
   Taken away to the dark side
   I wanna be your left-hand man
   I love you when you’re singin’ that song
   And I got a lump in my throat ’cause
   You’re gonna sing the words wrong
   I just wanna, I just wanna know
   If you’re gonna, if you’re gonna stay
   I just gotta, I just gotta know
   I can’t have it, I can’t have it any other way
   I swear she’s destined for the screen
   Closest thing to Michelle Pfeiffer that you’ve ever seen, oh
   Lady, runnin’ down to the riptide
   Taken away to the dark side
   I wanna be your left-hand man
   I love you when you’re singin’ that song
   And I got a lump in my throat ’cause
   You’re gonna sing the words wrong
   Oh lady, runnin’ down to the riptide
   Taken away to the dark side
   I wanna be your left-hand man
   I love you when you’re singin’ that song
   And I got a lump in my throat ’cause
   You’re gonna sing the words wrong
   Oh lady, runnin’ down to the riptide
   Taken away to the dark side
   I wanna be your left-hand man
   I love you when you’re singin’ that song
   And I got a lump in my throat ’cause
   You’re gonna sing the words wrong, yeah
   I got a lump in my throat ’cause
   You’re gonna sing the words wrong

   11/07/2025 at 5:23 am

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3. Anonymous

   joe biden sodaaaaa

   11/07/2025 at 5:19 am

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4. Barry B. Benson

   According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
   Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
   The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don’t care what humans think is impossible.
   Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
   Ooh, black and yellow!
   Let’s shake it up a little.
   Barry! Breakfast is ready!
   Coming!
   Hang on a second.
   Hello?
   Barry?
   Adam?
   Can you believe this is happening?
   I can’t.
   I’ll pick you up.
   Looking sharp.
   Use the stairs, Your father paid good money for those.
   Sorry. I’m excited.
   Here’s the graduate.
   We’re very proud of you, son.
   A perfect report card, all B’s.
   Very proud.
   Ma! I got a thing going here.
   You got lint on your fuzz.
   Ow! That’s me!
   Wave to us! We’ll be in row 118,000.
   Bye!
   Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!
   Hey, Adam.
   Hey, Barry.
   Is that fuzz gel?
   A little. Special day, graduation.
   Never thought I’d make it.
   Three days grade school, three days high school.
   Those were awkward.
   Three days college. I’m glad I took a day and hitchhiked around The Hive.
   You did come back different.
   Hi, Barry. Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
   Hear about Frankie?
   Yeah.
   You going to the funeral?
   No, I’m not going.
   Everybody knows, sting someone, you die.
   Don’t waste it on a squirrel.
   Such a hothead.
   I guess he could have just gotten out of the way.
   I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day.
   That’s why we don’t need vacations.
   Boy, quite a bit of pomp under the circumstances.
   Well, Adam, today we are men.
   We are!
   Bee-men.
   Amen!
   Hallelujah!
   Students, faculty, distinguished bees,
   please welcome Dean Buzzwell.
   Welcome, New Hive City graduating class of 9:15.
   That concludes our ceremonies And begins your career at Honex Industries!
   Will we pick our job today?
   I heard it’s just orientation.
   Heads up! Here we go.
   Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times.
   Wonder what it’ll be like?
   A little scary.
   Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group.
   This is it!
   Wow.
   Wow.
   We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life.
   Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to The Hive.
   Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as… Honey!
   That girl was hot.
   She’s my cousin!
   She is?
   Yes, we’re all cousins.
   Right. You’re right.
   At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence.
   These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology.
   What do you think he makes?
   Not enough.
   Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman.
   What does that do?
   Catches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it.
   Saves us millions.
   Can anyone work on the Krelman?
   Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones.
   But bees know that every small job, if it’s done well, means a lot.
   But choose carefully because you’ll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life.
   The same job the rest of your life? I didn’t know that.
   What’s the difference?
   You’ll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven’t had one day off in 27 million years.
   So you’ll just work us to death?
   We’ll sure try.
   Wow! That blew my mind!
   “What’s the difference?”
   How can you say that?
   One job forever?
   That’s an insane choice to have to make.
   I’m relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life.
   But, Adam, how could they never have told us that?
   Why would you question anything? We’re bees.
   We’re the most perfectly functioning society on Earth.
   You ever think maybe things work a little too well here?
   Like what? Give me one example.
   I don’t know. But you know what I’m talking about.
   Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach.
   Wait a second. Check it out.
   Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!
   Wow.
   I’ve never seen them this close.
   They know what it’s like outside The Hive.
   Yeah, but some don’t come back.
   Hey, Jocks!
   Hi, Jocks!
   You guys did great!
   You’re monsters!
   You’re sky freaks! I love it! I love it!
   I wonder where they were.
   I don’t know.
   Their day’s not planned.
   Outside The Hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what.
   You can’t just decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that.
   Right.
   Look. That’s more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime.
   It’s just a status symbol.
   Bees make too much of it.
   Perhaps. Unless you’re wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it.
   Those ladies?
   Aren’t they our cousins too?
   Distant. Distant.
   Look at these two.
   Couple of Hive Harrys.
   Let’s have fun with them.
   It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock.
   Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom!
   He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me!
   Oh, my!
   I never thought I’d knock him out.
   What were you doing during this?
   Trying to alert the authorities.
   I can autograph that.
   A little gusty out there today, wasn’t it, comrades?
   Yeah. Gusty.
   We’re hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow.
   Six miles, huh?
   Barry!
   A puddle jump for us, but maybe you’re not up for it.
   Maybe I am.
   You are not!
   We’re going 0900 at J-Gate.
   What do you think, buzzy-boy?
   Are you bee enough?
   I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means.
   Hey, Honex!
   Dad, you surprised me.
   You decide what you’re interested in?
   Well, there’s a lot of choices.
   But you only get one.
   Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day?
   Son, let me tell you about stirring.
   You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around.
   You get yourself into a rhythm.
   It’s a beautiful thing.
   You know, Dad, the more I think about it,
   maybe the honey field just isn’t right for me.
   You were thinking of what, making balloon animals?
   That’s a bad job for a guy with a stinger.
   Janet, your son’s not sure he wants to go into honey!
   Barry, you are so funny sometimes.
   I’m not trying to be funny.
   You’re not funny! You’re going into honey. Our son, the stirrer!
   You’re gonna be a stirrer?
   No one’s listening to me!
   Wait till you see the sticks I have.
   I could say anything right now.
   I’m gonna get an ant tattoo!
   Let’s open some honey and celebrate!
   Maybe I’ll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody “dawg”!
   I’m so proud.
   We’re starting work today!
   Today’s the day.
   Come on! All the good jobs will be gone.
   Yeah, right.
   Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal…
   Is it still available?
   Hang on. Two left!
   One of them’s yours! Congratulations!
   Step to the side.
   What’d you get?
   Picking crud out. Stellar!
   Wow!
   Couple of newbies?
   Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready!
   Make your choice.
   You want to go first?
   No, you go.
   Oh, my. What’s available?
   Restroom attendant’s open, not for the reason you think.
   Any chance of getting the Krelman?
   Sure, you’re on.
   I’m sorry, the Krelman just closed out.
   Wax monkey’s always open.
   The Krelman opened up again.
   What happened?
   A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He’s dead. Another dead one.
   Deady. Deadified. Two more dead.
   Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That’s life!
   Oh, this is so hard!
   Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler.
   Barry, what do you think I should… Barry?
   Barry!
   All right, we’ve got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine…
   What happened to you?
   Where are you?
   I’m going out.
   Out? Out where?
   Out there.
   Oh, no!
   I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life.
   You’re gonna die! You’re crazy! Hello?
   Another call coming in.
   If anyone’s feeling brave, there’s a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today.
   Hey, guys.
   Look at that.
   Isn’t that the kid we saw yesterday?
   Hold it, son, flight deck’s restricted.
   It’s OK, Lou. We’re gonna take him up.
   Really? Feeling lucky, are you?
   Sign here, here. Just initial that.
   Thank you.
   OK.
   You got a rain advisory today, and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain.
   So be careful. As always, watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats.
   Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us.
   Murphy’s in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada!
   That’s awful.
   And a reminder for you rookies, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans!
   All right, launch positions!
   Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!
   Black and yellow!
   Hello!
   You ready for this, hot shot?
   Yeah. Yeah, bring it on.
   Wind, check.
   Antennae, check.
   Nectar pack, check.
   Wings, check.
   Stinger, check.
   Scared out of my shorts, check.
   OK, ladies,
   let’s move it out!
   Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers!
   All of you, drain those flowers!
   Wow! I’m out!
   I can’t believe I’m out!
   So blue.
   I feel so fast and free!
   Box kite!
   Wow!
   Flowers!
   This is Blue Leader, We have roses visual.
   Bring it around 30 degrees and hold.
   Roses!
   30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around.
   Stand to the side, kid.
   It’s got a bit of a kick.
   That is one nectar collector!
   Ever see pollination up close?
   No, sir.
   I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it over here. Maybe a dash over there, a pinch on that one.
   See that? It’s a little bit of magic.
   That’s amazing. Why do we do that?
   That’s pollen power. More pollen, more flowers, more nectar, more honey for us.
   Cool.
   I’m picking up a lot of bright yellow, Could be daisies, Don’t we need those?
   Copy that visual.
   Wait. One of these flowers seems to be on the move.
   Say again? You’re reporting a moving flower?
   Affirmative.
   That was on the line!
   This is the coolest. What is it?
   I don’t know, but I’m loving this color.
   It smells good.
   Not like a flower, but I like it.
   Yeah, fuzzy.
   Chemical-y.
   Careful, guys. It’s a little grabby.
   My sweet lord of bees!
   Candy-brain, get off there!
   Problem!
   Guys!
   This could be bad.
   Affirmative.
   Very close.
   Gonna hurt.
   Mama’s little boy.
   You are way out of position, rookie!
   Coming in at you like a missile!
   Help me!
   I don’t think these are flowers.
   Should we tell him?
   I think he knows.
   What is this?!
   Match point!
   You can start packing up, honey, because you’re about to eat it!
   Yowser!
   Gross.
   There’s a bee in the car!
   Do something!
   I’m driving!
   Hi, bee.
   He’s back here!
   He’s going to sting me!
   Nobody move. If you don’t move, he won’t sting you. Freeze!
   He blinked!
   Spray him, Granny!
   What are you doing?!
   Wow… the tension level out here is unbelievable.
   I gotta get home.
   Can’t fly in rain. Can’t fly in rain. Can’t fly in rain.
   Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down!
   Ken, could you close the window please?
   Ken, could you close the window please?
   Check out my new resume. I made it into a fold-out brochure. You see? Folds out.
   Oh, no. More humans. I don’t need this.
   What was that?
   Maybe this time. This time. This time. This time! This time! This… Drapes!
   That is diabolical.
   It’s fantastic. It’s got all my special skills, even my top-ten favorite movies.
   What’s number one? Star Wars?
   Nah, I don’t go for that… kind of stuff.
   No wonder we shouldn’t talk to them. They’re out of their minds.
   When I leave a job interview, they’re flabbergasted, can’t believe what I say.
   There’s the sun. Maybe that’s a way out.
   I don’t remember the sun having a big 75 on it.
   I predicted global warming. I could feel it getting hotter. At first I thought it was just me.
   Wait! Stop! Bee!
   Stand back. These are winter boots.
   Wait!
   Don’t kill him!
   You know I’m allergic to them! This thing could kill me!
   Why does his life have less value than yours?
   Why does his life have any less value than mine? Is that your statement?
   I’m just saying all life has value. You don’t know what he’s capable of feeling.
   My brochure!
   There you go, little guy.
   I’m not scared of him.It’s an allergic thing.
   Put that on your resume brochure.
   My whole face could puff up.
   Make it one of your special skills.
   Knocking someone out is also a special skill.
   Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks.
   Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night?
   Sure, Ken. You know, whatever.
   You could put carob chips on there.
   Bye.
   Supposed to be less calories.
   Bye.
   I gotta say something. She saved my life. I gotta say something.
   All right, here it goes.
   Nah.
   What would I say?
   I could really get in trouble. It’s a bee law. You’re not supposed to talk to a human.
   I can’t believe I’m doing this. I’ve got to.
   Oh, I can’t do it. Come on!
   No. Yes. No. Do it. I can’t.
   How should I start it? “You like jazz?” No, that’s no good.
   Here she comes! Speak, you fool!
   Hi!
   I’m sorry. You’re talking.
   Yes, I know.
   You’re talking!
   I’m so sorry.
   No, it’s OK. It’s fine.
   I know I’m dreaming. But I don’t recall going to bed.
   Well, I’m sure this is very disconcerting.
   This is a bit of a surprise to me. I mean, you’re a bee!
   I am. And I’m not supposed to be doing this, but they were all trying to kill me.
   And if it wasn’t for you… I had to thank you. It’s just how I was raised.
   That was a little weird. I’m talking with a bee.
   Yeah.
   I’m talking to a bee. And the bee is talking to me!
   I just want to say I’m grateful.
   I’ll leave now.
   Wait! How did you learn to do that?
   What?
   The talking thing.
   Same way you did, I guess. “Mama, Dada, honey.” You pick it up.
   That’s very funny.
   Yeah.
   Bees are funny. If we didn’t laugh, we’d cry with what we have to deal with.
   Anyway… Can I… get you something?
   Like what?
   I don’t know. I mean… I don’t know. Coffee?
   I don’t want to put you out.
   It’s no trouble. It takes two minutes.
   It’s just coffee.
   I hate to impose.
   Don’t be ridiculous!
   Actually, I would love a cup.
   Hey, you want rum cake?
   I shouldn’t.
   Have some.
   No, I can’t.
   Come on!
   I’m trying to lose a couple micrograms.
   Where?
   These stripes don’t help.
   You look great!
   I don’t know if you know anything about fashion.
   Are you all right?
   No.
   He’s making the tie in the cab as they’re flying up Madison.
   He finally gets there.
   He runs up the steps into the church.
   The wedding is on.
   And he says, “Watermelon?
   I thought you said Guatemalan.
   Why would I marry a watermelon?”
   Is that a bee joke?
   That’s the kind of stuff we do.
   Yeah, different.
   So, what are you gonna do, Barry?
   About work? I don’t know.
   I want to do my part for The Hive, but I can’t do it the way they want.
   I know how you feel.
   You do?
   Sure.
   My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist.
   Really?
   My only interest is flowers.
   Our new queen was just elected with that same campaign slogan.
   Anyway, if you look… There’s my hive right there. See it?
   You’re in Sheep Meadow!
   Yes! I’m right off the Turtle Pond!
   No way! I know that area. I lost a toe ring there once.
   Why do girls put rings on their toes?
   Why not?
   It’s like putting a hat on your knee.
   Maybe I’ll try that.
   You all right, ma’am?
   Oh, yeah. Fine.
   Just having two cups of coffee!
   Anyway, this has been great.
   Thanks for the coffee.
   Yeah, it’s no trouble.
   Sorry I couldn’t finish it. If I did, I’d be up the rest of my life.
   Are you…?
   Can I take a piece of this with me?
   Sure! Here, have a crumb.
   Thanks!
   Yeah.
   All right. Well, then… I guess I’ll see you around. Or not.
   OK, Barry.
   And thank you so much again… for before.
   Oh, that? That was nothing.
   Well, not nothing, but… Anyway…
   This can’t possibly work.
   He’s all set to go.
   We may as well try it.
   OK, Dave, pull the chute.
   Sounds amazing.
   It was amazing!
   It was the scariest, happiest moment of my life.
   Humans! I can’t believe you were with humans!
   Giant, scary humans!
   What were they like?
   Huge and crazy. They talk crazy.
   They eat crazy giant things.
   They drive crazy.
   Do they try and kill you, like on TV?
   Some of them. But some of them don’t.
   How’d you get back?
   Poodle.
   You did it, and I’m glad. You saw whatever you wanted to see.
   You had your “experience.” Now you can pick out yourjob and be normal.
   Well…
   Well?
   Well, I met someone.
   You did? Was she Bee-ish?
   A wasp?! Your parents will kill you!
   No, no, no, not a wasp.
   Spider?
   I’m not attracted to spiders.
   I know it’s the hottest thing, with the eight legs and all. I can’t get by that face.
   So who is she?
   She’s… human.
   No, no. That’s a bee law. You wouldn’t break a bee law.
   Her name’s Vanessa.
   Oh, boy.
   She’s so nice. And she’s a florist!
   Oh, no! You’re dating a human florist!
   We’re not dating.
   You’re flying outside The Hive, talking to humans that attack our homes with power washers and M-80s! One-eighth a stick of dynamite!
   She saved my life! And she understands me.
   This is over!
   Eat this.
   This is not over! What was that?
   They call it a crumb.
   It was so stingin’ stripey!
   And that’s not what they eat.
   That’s what falls off what they eat!
   You know what a Cinnabon is?
   No.
   It’s bread and cinnamon and frosting. They heat it up…
   Sit down!
   …really hot!
   Listen to me!
   We are not them! We’re us.
   There’s us and there’s them!
   Yes, but who can deny the heart that is yearning?
   There’s no yearning. Stop yearning. Listen to me!
   You have got to start thinking bee, my friend. Thinking bee!
   Thinking bee.
   Thinking bee.
   Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
   There he is. He’s in the pool.
   You know what your problem is, Barry?
   I gotta start thinking bee?
   How much longer will this go on?
   It’s been three days! Why aren’t you working?
   I’ve got a lot of big life decisions to think about.
   What life? You have no life!
   You have no job. You’re barely a bee!
   Would it kill you to make a little honey?
   Barry, come out. Your father’s talking to you.
   Martin, would you talk to him?
   Barry, I’m talking to you!
   You coming?
   Got everything?
   All set!
   Go ahead. I’ll catch up.
   Don’t be too long.
   Watch this!
   Vanessa!
   We’re still here.
   I told you not to yell at him.
   He doesn’t respond to yelling!
   Then why yell at me?
   Because you don’t listen!
   I’m not listening to this.
   Sorry, I’ve gotta go.
   Where are you going?
   I’m meeting a friend.
   A girl? Is this why you can’t decide?
   Bye.
   I just hope she’s Bee-ish.
   They have a huge parade of flowers every year in Pasadena?
   To be in the Tournament of Roses, that’s every florist’s dream!
   Up on a float, surrounded by flowers, crowds cheering.
   A tournament. Do the roses compete in athletic events?
   No. All right, I’ve got one.
   How come you don’t fly everywhere?
   It’s exhausting. Why don’t you run everywhere? It’s faster.
   Yeah, OK, I see, I see.
   All right, your turn.
   TiVo. You can just freeze live TV? That’s insane!
   You don’t have that?
   We have Hivo, but it’s a disease. It’s a horrible, horrible disease.
   Oh, my.
   Dumb bees!
   You must want to sting all those jerks.
   We try not to sting. It’s usually fatal for us.
   So you have to watch your temper.
   Very carefully.
   You kick a wall, take a walk, write an angry letter and throw it out. Work through it like any emotion: Anger, jealousy, lust.
   Oh, my goodness! Are you OK?
   Yeah.
   What is wrong with you?!
   It’s a bug.
   He’s not bothering anybody.
   Get out of here, you creep!
   What was that? A Pic ‘N’ Save circular?
   Yeah, it was. How did you know?
   It felt like about 10 pages. Seventy-five is pretty much our limit.
   You’ve really got that down to a science.
   I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue.
   I’ll bet.
   What in the name of Mighty Hercules is this?
   How did this get here? cute Bee, Golden Blossom, Ray Liotta Private Select?
   Is he that actor?
   I never heard of him.
   Why is this here?
   For people. We eat it.
   You don’t have enough food of your own?
   Well, yes.
   How do you get it?
   Bees make it.
   I know who makes it! And it’s hard to make it!
   There’s heating, cooling, stirring. You need a whole Krelman thing!
   It’s organic.
   It’s our-ganic!
   It’s just honey, Barry.
   Just what?!
   Bees don’t know about this! This is stealing! A lot of stealing!
   You’ve taken our homes, schools,hospitals! This is all we have!
   And it’s on sale?! I’m getting to the bottom of this.
   I’m getting to the bottom of all of this!
   Hey, Hector. You almost done?
   Almost.
   He is here. I sense it.
   Well, I guess I’ll go home now and just leave this nice honey out, with no one around.
   You’re busted, box boy!
   I knew I heard something.
   So you can talk!
   I can talk. And now you’ll start talking!
   Where you getting the sweet stuff? Who’s your supplier?
   I don’t understand.
   I thought we were friends.
   The last thing we want to do is upset bees!
   You’re too late! It’s ours now!
   You, sir, have crossed the wrong sword!
   You, sir, will be lunch for my iguana, Ignacio!
   Where is the honey coming from? Tell me where!
   Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms!
   Crazy person!
   What horrible thing has happened here?
   These faces, they never knew what hit them. And now
   they’re on the road to nowhere!
   Just keep still.
   What? You’re not dead?
   Do I look dead? They will wipe anything that moves. Where you headed?
   To Honey Farms. I am onto something huge here.
   I’m going to Alaska. Moose blood, crazy stuff. Blows your head off!
   I’m going to Tacoma.
   And you?
   He really is dead.
   All right.
   Uh-oh!
   What is that?!
   Oh, no!
   A wiper! Triple blade!
   Triple blade?
   Jump on! It’s your only chance, bee!
   Why does everything have
   to be so doggone clean?!
   How much do you people need to see?!
   Open your eyes!
   Stick your head out the window!
   From NPR News in Washington,
   I’m Carl Kasell.
   But don’t kill no more bugs!
   Bee!
   Moose blood guy!!
   You hear something?
   Like what?
   Like tiny screaming.
   Turn off the radio.
   Whassup, bee boy?
   Hey, Blood.
   Just a row of honey jars, as far as the eye could see.
   Wow!
   I assume wherever this truck goes is where they’re getting it. I mean, that honey’s ours.
   Bees hang tight. We’re all jammed in.
   It’s a close community.
   Not us, man. We on our own. Every mosquito on his own.
   What if you get in trouble?
   You a mosquito, you in trouble. Nobody likes us. They just smack. See a mosquito, smack, smack!
   At least you’re out in the world. You must meet girls.
   Mosquito girls try to trade up, get with a moth, dragonfly. Mosquito girl don’t want no mosquito.
   You got to be kidding me!
   Mooseblood’s about to leave the building! So long, bee!
   Hey, guys!
   Mooseblood!
   I knew I’d catch y’all down here.
   Did you bring your crazy straw?
   We throw it in jars, slap a label on it, and it’s pretty much pure profit.
   What is this place?
   A bee’s got a brain the size of a pinhead.
   They are pinheads!
   Pinhead.
   Check out the new smoker.
   Oh, sweet. That’s the one you want. The Thomas 3000!
   Smoker?
   Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic. Twice the nicotine, all the tar. A couple breaths of this knocks them right out.
   They make the honey, and we make the money.
   “They make the honey, and we make the money”?
   Oh, my!
   What’s going on? Are you OK?
   Yeah. It doesn’t last too long.
   Do you know you’re in a fake hive with fake walls?
   Our queen was moved here. We had no choice.
   This is your queen? That’s a man in women’s clothes! That’s a drag queen!
   What is this?
   Oh, no!
   There’s hundreds of them!
   Bee honey.
   Our honey is being brazenly stolen on a massive scale!
   This is worse than anything bears have done! I intend to do something.
   Oh, Barry, stop.
   Who told you humans are taking our honey? That’s a rumor.
   Do these look like rumors?
   That’s a conspiracy theory. These are obviously doctored photos. How did you get mixed up in this?
   He’s been talking to humans.
   What? Talking to humans?!
   He has a human girlfriend. And they make out!
   Make out? Barry!
   We do not.
   You wish you could.
   Whose side are you on?
   The bees!
   I dated a cricket once in San Antonio. Those crazy legs kept me up all night.
   Barry, this is what you want to do with your life?
   I want to do it for all our lives. Nobody works harder than bees!
   Dad, I remember you coming home so overworked
   your hands were still stirring. You couldn’t stop.
   I remember that.
   What right do they have to our honey?
   We live on two cups a year. They put it in lip balm for no reason whatsoever!
   Even if it’s true, what can one bee do?
   Sting them where it really hurts.
   In the face! The eye!
   That would hurt.
   No.
   Up the nose? That’s a killer.
   There’s only one place you can sting the humans, one place where it matters.
   Hive at Five, The Hive’s only full-hour action news source.
   No more bee beards!
   With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk. Weather with Storm Stinger. Sports with Buzz Larvi. And Jeanette Chung.
   Good evening. I’m Bob Bumble.
   And I’m Jeanette Ohung.
   A tri-county bee, Barry Benson, intends to sue the human race for stealing our honey, packaging it and profiting from it illegally!
   Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King, we’ll have three former queens here in our studio, discussing their new book, classy Ladies, out this week on Hexagon.
   Tonight we’re talking to Barry Benson.
   Did you ever think, “I’m a kid from The Hive. I can’t do this”?
   Bees have never been afraid to change the world.
   What about Bee Oolumbus? Bee Gandhi? Bejesus?
   Where I’m from, we’d never sue humans.
   We were thinking of stickball or candy stores.
   How old are you?
   The bee community is supporting you in this case, which will be the trial of the bee century.
   You know, they have a Larry King in the human world too.
   It’s a common name. Next week…
   He looks like you and has a show and suspenders and colored dots…
   Next week…
   Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the guest even though you just heard ’em.
   Bear Week next week! They’re scary, hairy and here live.
   Always leans forward, pointy shoulders, squinty eyes, very Jewish.
   In tennis, you attack at the point of weakness!
   It was my grandmother, Ken. She’s 81.
   Honey, her backhand’s a joke!
   I’m not gonna take advantage of that?
   Quiet, please.
   Actual work going on here.
   Is that that same bee?
   Yes, it is!
   I’m helping him sue the human race.
   Hello.
   Hello, bee.
   This is Ken.
   Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe.
   Why does he talk again?
   Listen, you better go ’cause we’re really busy working.
   But it’s our yogurt night!
   Bye-bye.
   Why is yogurt night so difficult?!
   You poor thing. You two have been at this for hours!
   Yes, and Adam here has been a huge help.
   Frosting…
   How many sugars?
   Just one. I try not to use the competition.
   So why are you helping me?
   Bees have good qualities. And it takes my mind off the shop. Instead of flowers, people are giving balloon bouquets now.
   Those are great, if you’re three.
   And artificial flowers.
   Oh, those just get me psychotic!
   Yeah, me too.
   Bent stingers, pointless pollination.
   Bees must hate those fake things!
   Nothing worse than a daffodil that’s had work done.
   Maybe this could make up for it a little bit.
   This lawsuit’s a pretty big deal.
   I guess.
   You sure you want to go through with it?
   Am I sure? When I’m done with the humans, they won’t be able to say, “Honey, I’m home,” without paying a royalty!
   It’s an incredible scene here in downtown Manhattan, where the world anxiously waits, because for the first time in history, we will hear for ourselves if a honeybee can actually speak.
   What have we gotten into here, Barry?
   It’s pretty big, isn’t it?
   I can’t believe how many humans don’t work during the day.
   You think billion-dollar multinational food companies have good lawyers?
   Everybody needs to stay behind the barricade.
   What’s the matter?
   I don’t know, I just got a chill.
   Well, if it isn’t the bee team.
   You boys work on this?
   All rise! The Honorable Judge Bumbleton presiding.
   All right. Case number 4475,
   Superior Court of New York,
   Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry is now in session.
   Mr. Montgomery, you’re representing the five food companies collectively?
   A privilege.
   Mr. Benson… you’re representing all the bees of the world?
   I’m kidding. Yes, Your Honor, we’re ready to proceed.
   Mr. Montgomery, your opening statement, please.
   Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my grandmother was a simple woman. Born on a farm, she believed it was man’s divine right to benefit from the bounty of nature God put before us.
   If we lived in the topsy-turvy world Mr. Benson imagines, just think of what would it mean.
   I would have to negotiate with the silkworm for the elastic in my britches!
   Talking bee!
   How do we know this isn’t some sort of holographic motion-picture-capture Hollywood wizardry?
   They could be using laser beams! Robotics! Ventriloquism! Cloning! For all we know, he could be on steroids!
   Mr. Benson?
   Ladies and gentlemen, there’s no trickery here. I’m just an ordinary bee. Honey’s pretty important to me. It’s important to all bees. We invented it! We make it. And we protect it with our lives.
   Unfortunately, there are some people in this room who think they can take it from us ’cause we’re the little guys!
   I’m hoping that, after this is all over, you’ll see how, by taking our honey, you not only take everything we have but everything we are!
   I wish he’d dress like that all the time. So nice!
   Call your first witness.
   So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden of Honey Farms, big company you have.
   I suppose so.
   I see you also own Honeyburton and Honron!
   Yes, they provide beekeepers for our farms.
   Beekeeper. I find that to be a very disturbing term.
   I don’t imagine you employ any bee-free-ers, do you?
   No.
   I couldn’t hear you.
   No.
   No. Because you don’t free bees. You keep bees. Not only that, it seems you thought a bear would be an appropriate image for a jar of honey.
   They’re very lovable creatures. Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear.
   You mean like this?
   Bears kill bees!
   How’d you like his head crashing through your living room?! Biting into your couch! Spitting out your throw pillows! OK, that’s enough. Take him away.
   So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here. Your name intrigues me. Where have I heard it before?
   I was with a band called The Police.
   But you’ve never been a police officer, have you?
   No, I haven’t.
   No, you haven’t. And so here we have yet another example of bee culture casually stolen by a human for nothing more than a prance-about stage name.
   Oh, please.
   Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting? Because I’m feeling a little stung, Sting. Or should I say… Mr. Gordon M. Sumner!
   That’s not his real name?! You idiots!
   Mr. Liotta, first, belated congratulations on your Emmy win for a guest spot on ER in 2005.
   Thank you. Thank you.
   I see from your resume that you’re devilishly handsome with a churning inner turmoil that’s ready to blow.
   I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime?
   Not yet it isn’t. But is this what it’s come to for you? Exploiting tiny, helpless bees so you don’t have to rehearse your part and learn your lines, sir?
   Watch it, Benson! I could blow right now!
   This isn’t a goodfella.
   This is a badfella!
   Why doesn’t someone just step on this creep, and we can all go home?!
   Order in this court!
   You’re all thinking it!
   Order! Order, I say!
   Say it!
   Mr. Liotta, please sit down!
   I think it was awfully nice of that bear to pitch in like that. I think the jury’s on our side.
   Are we doing everything right, legally?
   I’m a florist.
   Right. Well, here’s to a great team.
   To a great team!
   Well, hello.
   Ken!
   Hello.
   I didn’t think you were coming.
   No, I was just late I tried to call, but… the battery.
   I didn’t want all this to go to waste,
   so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free.
   Oh, that was lucky.
   There’s a little left. I could heat it up.
   Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever.
   So I hear you’re quite a tennis player. I’m not much for the game myself. The ball’s a little grabby.
   That’s where I usually sit. Right… there.
   Ken, Barry was looking at your resume, and he agreed with me that eating with chopsticks isn’t really a special skill.
   You think I don’t see what you’re doing?
   I know how hard it is to find the right job. We have that in common.
   Do we?
   Bees have 100 percent employment, but we do jobs like taking the crud out.
   That’s just what I was thinking about doing.
   Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor for his fuzz. I hope that was all right.
   I’m going to drain the old stinger.
   Yeah, you do that.
   Look at that.
   You know, I’ve just about had it with your little Mind Games.
   What’s that?
   Italian Vogue.
   Mamma mia, that’s a lot of pages.
   A lot of ads.
   Remember what Van said, why is your life more valuable than mine?
   Funny, I just can’t seem to recall that! I think something stinks in here!
   I love the smell of flowers.
   How do you like the smell of flames?!
   Not as much.
   Water bug! Not taking sides!
   Ken, I’m wearing a Chapstick hat!
   This is pathetic!
   I’ve got issues!
   Well, well, well, a royal flush!
   You’re bluffing.
   Am I?
   Surf’s up, dude!
   Poo water!
   That bowl is gnarly. Except for those dirty yellow rings!
   Kenneth! What are you doing?!
   You know, I don’t even like honey! I don’t eat it!
   We need to talk! He’s just a little bee!
   And he happens to be the nicest bee I’ve met in a long time!
   Long time? What are you talking about?! Are there other bugs in your life?
   No, but there are other things bugging me in life. And you’re one of them!
   Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night…
   My nerves are fried from riding on this emotional roller coaster!
   Goodbye, Ken.
   And for your information, I prefer sugar-free, artificial sweeteners made by man!
   I’m sorry about all that.
   I know it’s got an aftertaste! I like it!
   I always felt there was some kind of barrier between Ken and me. I couldn’t overcome it.
   Oh, well.
   Are you OK for the trial?
   I believe Mr. Montgomery is about out of ideas.
   We would like to call Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand.
   Good idea! You can really see why he’s considered one of the best lawyers…
   Yeah.
   Layton, you’ve gotta weave some magic with this jury, or it’s gonna be all over.
   Don’t worry. The only thing I have to do to turn this jury around is to remind them of what they don’t like about bees.
   You got the tweezers?
   Are you allergic?
   Only to losing, son. Only to losing.
   Mr. Benson Bee, I’ll ask you what I think we’d all like to know.
   What exactly is your relationship to that woman?
   We’re friends.
   Good friends?
   Yes.
   How good? Do you live together?
   Wait a minute… Are you her little… bedbug?
   I’ve seen a bee documentary or two. From what I understand, doesn’t your queen give birth to all the bee children?
   Yeah, but…
   So those aren’t your real parents!
   Oh, Barry…
   Yes, they are!
   Hold me back!
   You’re an illegitimate bee, aren’t you, Benson?
   He’s denouncing bees!
   Don’t y’all date your cousins?
   Objection!
   I’m going to pincushion this guy!
   Adam, don’t! It’s what he wants!
   Oh, I’m hit!! Oh, lordy, I am hit!
   Order! Order!
   The venom! The venom is coursing through my veins! I have been felled by a winged beast of destruction! You see? You can’t treat them like equals! They’re striped savages! Stinging’s the only thing they know! It’s their way!
   Adam, stay with me.
   I can’t feel my legs.
   What Angel of Mercy will come forward to suck the poison from my heaving buttocks?
   I will have order in this court. Order! Order, please!
   The case of the honeybees versus the human race took a pointed Turn Against the bees yesterday when one of their legal team stung Layton T. Montgomery.
   Hey, buddy.
   Hey.
   Is there much pain?
   Yeah.
   I… I blew the whole case, didn’t I?
   It doesn’t matter. What matters is
   you’re alive. You could have died.
   I’d be better off dead. Look at me.
   They got it from the cafeteria downstairs, in a tuna sandwich. Look, there’s a little celery still on it.
   What was it like to sting someone?
   I can’t explain it. It was all… All adrenaline and then…and then ecstasy!
   All right.
   You think it was all a trap?
   Of course. I’m sorry. I flew us right into this.
   What were we thinking? Look at us. We’re just a couple of bugs in this world.
   What will the humans do to us if they win?
   I don’t know.
   I hear they put the roaches in motels. That doesn’t sound so bad.
   Adam, they check in, but they don’t check out!
   Oh, my.
   Could you get a nurse to close that window?
   Why?
   The smoke.
   Bees don’t smoke.
   Right. Bees don’t smoke.
   Bees don’t smoke!
   But some bees are smoking.
   That’s it! That’s our case!
   It is? It’s not over?
   Get dressed. I’ve gotta go somewhere.
   Get back to the court and stall. Stall any way you can.
   And assuming you’ve done step correctly, you’re ready for the tub.
   Mr. Flayman.
   Yes? Yes, Your Honor!
   Where is the rest of your team?
   Well, Your Honor, it’s interesting. Bees are trained to fly haphazardly, and as a result, we don’t make very good time.
   I actually heard a funny story about…
   Your Honor, haven’t these ridiculous bugs taken up enough of this court’s valuable time? How much longer will we allow these absurd shenanigans to go on?
   They have presented no compelling evidence to support their charges against my clients, who run legitimate businesses.
   I move for a complete dismissal of this entire case!
   Mr. Flayman, I’m afraid I’m going to have to consider Mr. Montgomery’s motion.
   But you can’t! We have a terrific case.
   Where is your proof?
   Where is the evidence?
   Show me the smoking gun!
   Hold it, Your Honor!
   You want a smoking gun? Here is your smoking gun.
   What is that?
   It’s a bee smoker!
   What, this? This harmless little contraption? This couldn’t hurt a fly, let alone a bee.
   Look at what has happened to bees who have never been asked, “Smoking or non?” Is this what nature intended for us? To be forcibly addicted to smoke machines and man-made wooden slat work camps?
   Living out our lives as honey slaves to the white man?
   What are we gonna do?
   He’s playing the species card.
   Ladies and gentlemen, please, free these bees!
   Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees!
   The court finds in favor of the bees!
   Vanessa, we won!
   I knew you could do it! High-five!
   Sorry.
   I’m OK! You know what this means?
   All the honey will finally belong to the bees.
   Now we won’t have to work so hard all the time.
   This is an unholy perversion of the balance of nature, Benson.
   You’ll regret this.
   Barry, how much honey is out there?
   All right. One at a time.
   Barry, who are you wearing?
   My sweater is Ralph Lauren, and I have no pants.
   What if Montgomery’s right?
   What do you mean?
   We’ve been living the bee way a long time, 27 million years.
   Congratulations on your victory. What will you demand as a settlement?
   First, we’ll demand a complete shutdown of all bee work camps.
   Then we want back the honey that was ours to begin with, every last drop.
   We demand an end to the glorification of the bear as anything more than a filthy, smelly, bad-breath stink machine.
   We’re all aware of what they do in the woods.
   Wait for my signal. Take him out.
   He’ll have nauseous for a few hours, then he’ll be fine.
   And we will no longer tolerate bee-negative nicknames…
   But it’s just a prance-about stage name!
   …unnecessary inclusion of honey in bogus health products and la-dee-da human tea-time snack garnishments.
   Can’t breathe.
   Bring it in, boys!
   Hold it right there! Good.
   Tap it.
   Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed three cups and there’s gallons more coming!
   I think we need to shut down!
   Shut down? We’ve never shut down.
   Shut down honey production!
   Stop making honey!
   Turn your key, sir!
   What do we do now?
   Cannonball!
   We’re shutting honey production!
   Mission abort.
   Aborting pollination and nectar detail.
   Returning to base.
   Adam, you wouldn’t believe how much honey was out there.
   Oh, yeah?
   What’s going on? Where is everybody?
   Are they out celebrating?
   They’re home.
   They don’t know what to do. Laying out, sleeping in.
   I heard your Uncle Carl was on his way to San Antonio with a cricket.
   At least we got our honey back.
   Sometimes I think, so what if humans liked our honey? Who wouldn’t?
   It’s the greatest thing in the world! I was excited to be part of making it.
   This was my new desk. This was my new job. I wanted to do it really well. And now…
   Now I can’t.
   I don’t understand why they’re not happy.
   I thought their lives would be better!
   They’re doing nothing. It’s amazing.
   Honey really changes people.
   You don’t have any idea what’s going on, do you?
   What did you want to show me?
   This.
   What happened here?
   That is not the half of it.
   Oh, no. Oh, my.
   They’re all wilting.
   Doesn’t look very good, does it?
   No.
   And whose fault do you think that is?
   You know, I’m gonna guess bees.
   Bees?
   Specifically, me.
   I didn’t think bees not needing to make honey would affect all these things.
   It’s not just flowers. Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees.
   That’s our whole SAT test right there.
   Take away produce, that affects the entire animal kingdom.
   And then, of course…
   The human species?
   So if there’s no more pollination, it could all just go south here, couldn’t it?
   I know this is also partly my fault.
   How about a suicide pact?
   How do we do it?
   I’ll sting you, you step on me.
   That just kills you twice.
   Right, right.
   Listen, Barry… sorry, but I gotta get going.
   I had to open my mouth and talk.
   Vanessa?
   Vanessa? Why are you leaving?
   Where are you going?
   To the final Tournament of Roses parade in Pasadena.
   They’ve moved it to this weekend because all the flowers are dying.
   It’s the Last Chance I’ll ever have to see it.
   Vanessa, I just wanna say I’m sorry.
   I never meant it to turn out like this.
   I know. Me neither.
   Tournament of Roses.
   Roses can’t do sports.
   Wait a minute. Roses. Roses?
   Roses!
   Vanessa!
   Roses?!
   Barry?
   Roses are flowers!
   Yes, they are.
   Flowers, bees, pollen!
   I know.
   That’s why this is the last parade.
   Maybe not.
   Could you ask him to slow down?
   Could you slow down?
   Barry!
   OK, I made a huge mistake.
   This is a total disaster, all my fault.
   Yes, it kind of is.
   I’ve ruined the planet. I wanted to help you with the flower shop. I’ve made it worse.
   Actually, it’s completely closed down.
   I thought maybe you were remodeling.
   But I have another idea, and it’s greater than my previous ideas combined.
   I don’t want to hear it!
   All right, they have the roses, the roses have the pollen.
   I know every bee, plant and flower bud in this park.
   All we gotta do is get what they’ve got back here with what we’ve got.
   Bees.
   Park.
   Pollen!
   Flowers.
   Repollination!
   Across the nation!
   Tournament of Roses, Pasadena, California.
   They’ve got nothing but flowers, floats and cotton candy.
   Security will be tight.
   I have an idea.
   Vanessa Bloome, FTD.
   Official floral business. It’s real.
   Sorry, ma’am. Nice brooch.
   Thank you. It was a gift.
   Once inside, we just pick the right float.
   How about The Princess and the Pea?
   I could be the princess, and you could be the pea!
   Yes, I got it.
   Where should I sit?
   What are you?
   I believe I’m the pea.
   The pea?
   It goes under the mattresses.
   Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart.
   I’m getting the marshal.
   You do that! This whole parade is a fiasco!
   Let’s see what this baby’ll do.
   Hey, what are you doing?!
   Then all we do is blend in with traffic… without arousing suspicion.
   Once at the airport, there’s no stopping us.
   Stop! Security.
   You and your insect pack your float?
   Yes.
   Has it been in your possession the entire time?
   Would you remove your shoes?
   Remove your stinger.
   It’s part of me.
   I know. Just having some fun.
   Enjoy your flight.
   Then if we’re lucky, we’ll have just enough pollen to do the job.
   Can you believe how lucky we are? We have just enough pollen to do the job!
   I think this is gonna work.
   It’s got to work.
   Attention, passengers, this is Captain Scott. We have a bit of bad weather in New York. It looks like we’ll experience a couple hours delay.
   Barry, these are cut flowers with no water. They’ll never make it.
   I gotta get up there and talk to them.
   Be careful.
   Can I get help with the Sky Mall magazine? I’d like to order the talking inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer.
   Captain, I’m in a real situation.
   What’d you say, Hal?
   Nothing.
   Bee!
   Don’t freak out! My entire species…
   What are you doing?
   Wait a minute! I’m an attorney!
   Who’s an attorney?
   Don’t move.
   Oh, Barry.
   Good afternoon, passengers. This is your captain. Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B please report to the cockpit? And please hurry!
   What happened here?
   There was a DustBuster, a toupee, a life raft exploded.
   One’s bald, one’s in a boat, they’re both unconscious!
   Is that another bee joke?
   No!
   No one’s flying the plane!
   This is JFK control tower, Flight 356. What’s your status?
   This is Vanessa Bloome. I’m a florist from New York.
   Where’s the pilot?
   He’s unconscious, and so is the copilot.
   Not good. Does anyone onboard have flight experience?
   As a matter of fact, there is.
   Who’s that?
   Barry Benson.
   From the honey trial?! Oh, great.
   Vanessa, this is nothing more than a big metal bee.
   It’s got giant wings, huge engines.
   I can’t fly a plane.
   Why not? Isn’t John Travolta a pilot?
   Yes.
   How hard could it be?
   Wait, Barry!
   We’re headed into some lightning.
   This is Bob Bumble. We have some late-breaking news from JFK Airport, where a suspenseful scene is developing.
   Barry Benson, fresh from his legal victory…
   That’s Barry!
   …is attempting to land a plane, loaded with people, flowers and an incapacitated flight crew.
   Flowers?!
   We have a storm in the area and two individuals at the controls with absolutely no flight experience.
   Just a minute. There’s a bee on that plane.
   I’m quite familiar with Mr. Benson and his no-account compadres.
   They’ve done enough damage.
   But isn’t he your only hope?
   Technically, a bee shouldn’t be able to fly at all.
   Their wings are too small… Haven’t we heard this a million times?
   “The surface area of the wings and body mass make no sense.”
   Get this on the air!
   Got it.
   Stand by.
   We’re going live.
   The way we work may be a mystery to you. Making honey takes a lot of bees doing a lot of small jobs.
   But let me tell you about a small job. If you do it well, it makes a big difference.
   More than we realized. To us, to everyone.
   That’s why I want to get bees back to working together. That’s the bee way! We’re not made of Jell-O.
   We get behind a fellow.
   Black and yellow!
   Hello!
   Left, right, down, hover.
   Hover?
   Forget hover.
   This isn’t so hard.
   Beep-beep! Beep-beep!
   Barry, what happened?!
   Wait, I think we were on autopilot the whole time.
   That may have been helping me.
   And now we’re not!
   So it turns out I cannot fly a plane.
   All of you, let’s get behind this fellow! Move it out!
   Move out!
   Our only chance is if I do what I’d do, you copy me with the wings of the plane!
   Don’t have to yell.
   I’m not yelling! We’re in a lot of trouble.
   It’s very hard to concentrate with that panicky tone in your voice!
   It’s not a tone. I’m panicking!
   I can’t do this!
   Vanessa, pull yourself together. You have to snap out of it!
   You snap out of it.
   You snap out of it.
   You snap out of it!
   You snap out of it!
   You snap out of it!
   You snap out of it!
   You snap out of it!
   You snap out of it!
   Hold it!
   Why? Come on, it’s my turn.
   How is the plane flying?
   I don’t know.
   Hello?
   Benson, got any flowers for a happy occasion in there?
   The Pollen Jocks!
   They do get behind a fellow.
   Black and yellow.
   Hello.
   All right, let’s drop this tin can on the blacktop.
   Where? I can’t see anything. Can you?
   No, nothing. It’s all cloudy.
   Come on. You got to think bee, Barry.
   Thinking bee.
   Thinking bee.
   Thinking bee!
   Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
   Wait a minute. I think I’m feeling something.
   What?
   I don’t know. It’s strong, pulling me.
   Like a 27-million-year-old instinct.
   Bring the nose down.
   Thinking bee!
   Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
   What in the world is on the tarmac?
   Get some lights on that!
   Thinking bee!
   Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
   Vanessa, aim for the flower.
   OK.
   Cut the engines. We’re going in on bee power. Ready, boys?
   Affirmative!
   Good. Good. Easy, now. That’s it.
   Land on that flower!
   Ready? Full reverse!
   Spin it around!
   Not that flower! The other one!
   Which one?
   That flower.
   I’m aiming at the flower!
   That’s a fat guy in a flowered shirt.
   I mean the giant pulsating flower made of millions of bees!
   Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up.
   Rotate around it.
   This is insane, Barry!
   This’s the only way I know how to fly.
   Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane flying in an insect-like pattern?
   Get your nose in there. Don’t be afraid. Smell it. Full reverse!
   Just drop it. Be a part of it.
   Aim for the center!
   Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman!
   Come on, already.
   Barry, we did it! You taught me how to fly!
   Yes. No high-five!
   Right.
   Barry, it worked!
   Did you see the giant flower?
   What giant flower? Where? Of course
   I saw the flower! That was genius!
   Thank you.
   But we’re not done yet.
   Listen, everyone!
   This runway is covered with the last pollen from the last flowers available anywhere on Earth.
   That means this is our Last Chance. We’re the only ones who make honey, pollinate flowers and dress like this.
   If we’re gonna survive as a species, this is our moment! What do you say?
   Are we going to be bees, or just Museum of Natural History keychains?
   We’re bees!
   Keychain!
   Then follow me! Except Keychain.
   Hold on, Barry. Here. You’ve earned this.
   Yeah!
   I’m a Pollen Jock! And it’s a perfect fit. All I gotta do are the sleeves.
   Oh, yeah.
   That’s our Barry.
   Mom! The bees are back!
   If anybody needs to make a call, now’s the time. I got a feeling we’ll be working late tonight!
   Here’s your change. Have a great afternoon! Can I help who’s next?
   Would you like some honey with that?
   It is bee-approved. Don’t forget these.
   Milk, cream, cheese, it’s all me. And I don’t see a nickel!
   Sometimes I just feel like a piece of meat!
   I had no idea.
   Barry, I’m sorry.
   Have you got a moment?
   Would you excuse me?
   My mosquito associate will help you.
   Sorry I’m late.
   He’s a lawyer too?
   I was already a blood-sucking parasite. All I needed was a briefcase.
   Have a great afternoon!
   Barry, I just got this huge tulip order, and I can’t get them anywhere.
   No problem, Vannie. Just leave it to me.
   You’re a lifesaver, Barry. Can I help who’s next?
   All right, scramble, jocks! It’s time to fly.
   Thank you, Barry!
   That bee is living my life!
   Let it go, Kenny.
   When will this nightmare end?!
   Let it all go.
   Beautiful day to fly.
   Sure is.
   Between you and me,
   I was dying to get out of that office.
   You have got to start thinking bee, my friend.
   Thinking bee!
   Me?
   Hold it. Let’s just stop for a second. Hold it.
   I’m sorry. I’m sorry, everyone. Can we stop here?
   I’m not making a major life decision during a production number!
   All right. Take ten, everybody. Wrap it up, guys.
   I had virtually no rehearsal for that.

   11/07/2025 at 5:18 am

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5. Sigma

   Why does this exist
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   17/06/2025 at 8:08 am

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6. Sigma

   Why does this exist

   17/06/2025 at 8:05 am

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7. Pride_master900

   Uhh it said comment so happy pride month I guess???

   15/06/2025 at 4:47 pm

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8. Anonymous

   I no geh

   21/05/2025 at 8:18 pm

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9. NotPencil

   She should have given him her number fr

   07/05/2025 at 10:01 am

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10. Anonymous

    i just p ranked goddamn sisyphus and minos prime today, and i also ate texas roadhouse bread im winning at life rn

    05/05/2025 at 1:12 pm

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11. P. Diddy

    yeah uh, this comic needs more baby oil

    01/05/2025 at 6:56 am

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12. Anonymous

    that’s piss bruhhh

    23/04/2025 at 3:40 pm

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13. Anonymous

    That was not cum that was piss bru

    18/04/2025 at 8:19 am

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14. Anonymous

    I want to fuck her bad

    16/04/2025 at 2:24 pm

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15. Walter Hartwell White

    Misinformation. This isn’t how to make meth easier…

    16/04/2025 at 6:03 am

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16. Walter Hartwell White

    Misinformation. This isn’t how to make meth easier.

    16/04/2025 at 6:02 am

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17. Puto el que lo leea

    Esa perra mamada que wey

    16/04/2025 at 1:50 am

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18. Sigmafart2017

    I was going to cum, I called my mother because I didn’t know how to cum, my mother helped me and I cum, but then she got angry and said this is a cartoon, then I cummed on her and ran away from home, Then I went to my grandmother and cummed on herm. My father came and cum on himr too and finally I cum on myself too and cum.

    05/04/2025 at 6:48 pm

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19. Sigma male that lives in Greece

    Damnnnnn

    05/04/2025 at 6:43 pm

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20. Anonymous

    J does a nigga.. WHAT!?

    05/03/2025 at 5:10 am

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21. Ambatukam

    Where’s the part 2 aambatokummmmm

    27/02/2025 at 10:58 am

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22. HairyNigga69

    Why are the niggas in this coment section so fucking corny, motherfucker youre watching PORN not fucking Nick eh 30

    19/02/2025 at 2:03 pm

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23. P. Diddy

    I think this comics needs more baby oil

    19/02/2025 at 2:00 pm

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24. U

    T

    03/02/2025 at 11:20 am

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25. Anonymous

    The link said free Roblox

    05/01/2025 at 10:51 am

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    1. .

       Roblox is free lil bro

       24/04/2025 at 12:13 pm

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26. Nikka

    Give big dick Randy that ass nigger I’m talking about you yeah I’m talking about you not talking about girls give me that ass and candy do the thug Shaker let me rip off that ass

    05/01/2025 at 10:50 am

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27. Chad Bushwack

    I am a proud, straight, and skilled person, thus I refuse to be geh

    31/12/2024 at 1:34 am

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28. Anonymous

    This is called a moai 🗿 pronounced (moe-ya-eye) kill yourself

    31/12/2024 at 1:07 am

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29. nigga

    holy nahh

    23/12/2024 at 6:32 pm

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30. My Name Is Flower The FUCKING Flowey... wait no it was flowey the fucking flower oh god I can't even remember my own name... oh nooo :(

    Howdy

    08/12/2024 at 3:57 am

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31. P diddy on Nintendo 3ds

    Nintendo 3DS

    05/12/2024 at 3:07 pm

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32. Cornballer59402

    🤠➰👨🏿

    01/12/2024 at 8:54 pm

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33. Anonymous

    Is this sigma chat

    01/12/2024 at 8:05 pm

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34. idk

    this comic is good and all of that so where os part 2

    23/11/2024 at 3:59 pm

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35. Chris P bacon

    Can confirm very good. -ps. I am a child.

    22/11/2024 at 2:05 pm

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    1. Bigpp

       I’m calling child protective services.

       13/12/2024 at 5:43 am

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36. cosmic >_

    her shirt is gonna be stuck after oh nooooo

    22/11/2024 at 4:38 am

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37. cosmic >_

    her shirt is gonna be stuck after

    22/11/2024 at 4:37 am

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38. Igor Martini

    i fucked a toothbrush

    15/11/2024 at 5:12 am

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39. TURN TO JESUS OR WHATEVER YOU BELIEVE IN ATLEAST ITS BETTER THAN WATCHING PORN ALL DAY

    Why are you reading this? get a life.

    07/11/2024 at 9:24 am

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40. Ohiofinalboss

    This is Sparta!!!! *kills them cutely*

    30/10/2024 at 2:29 am

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41. Osama Bin Laden

    I’m definitely not hijacking the plane later …. 😁👍

    28/10/2024 at 11:57 pm

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42. Tyrannosaurus_rex

    Bruh why is everyone in the comments saying they came to this,why would someone even want to see drawings of primates breeding

    21/10/2024 at 7:38 am

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43. Allosaurus

    I have never sen such bullshit before

    21/10/2024 at 7:35 am

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44. Whyyyyy

    Wtf how she horny

    19/10/2024 at 7:13 am

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45. Jew-jumper1994

    You mom joke guy is crazy

    15/10/2024 at 1:11 pm

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46. Bigfoot12443

    Is that the you mom joje guy?

    15/10/2024 at 1:11 pm

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47. Osama bin laden

    Osama bin laden is on the plane btw. how do I know that? Don’t ask

    08/10/2024 at 9:04 pm

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48. NO NAME

    I love fucking jaiden

    12/09/2024 at 11:35 am

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49. Anonymous

    I love fucking her

    12/09/2024 at 11:35 am

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50. fortnite

    i just creamed to this

    10/09/2024 at 7:48 am

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51. Skibidi

    What if it’s not the guy who fuck her but it’s the skull dude who milk jaiden animations content?

    08/09/2024 at 2:33 am

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52. Anonymous

    puase

    03/09/2024 at 1:07 pm

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53. nigger

    i kinda love porn

    01/09/2024 at 3:45 am

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54. Anonymous

    Nigger

    29/08/2024 at 3:05 pm

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    1. mr black

       same

       11/07/2025 at 5:15 am

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55. Anonymous

    What the heeeeeeeeeeeeeel this made my balls hurt

    14/08/2024 at 10:54 am

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56. Dbdbbe

    Fuck niggers

    10/08/2024 at 1:42 am

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57. Anonymous

    Ginger

    01/08/2024 at 8:30 pm

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58. W

    FUCK ME SO HARD ON THE PLANE!

    26/07/2024 at 5:43 pm

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59. Skibidi

    Nigga

    26/07/2024 at 7:24 am

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60. bananiruo

    PUTA madre el mejor cómic que e visto en mí puta vida DE mierda 10

    10/07/2024 at 8:09 pm

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61. kanyewest

    this is cool and all ig but how she gonna get that shirt back on after flashing 😭 she finna publicly embarass herself 😭

    01/07/2024 at 1:02 pm

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62. Anonymous

    bro you are the father

    28/06/2024 at 12:18 pm

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63. Skibididob

    Nogoon

    10/06/2024 at 9:53 am

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64. Whatshouldiputhere?

    Why do they have dog food?

    03/06/2024 at 7:43 pm

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65. unknow

    amazing

    03/06/2024 at 6:55 pm

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66. Balls

    Big slim Jim meat stick on a flight

    19/05/2024 at 6:32 am

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67. Hehevha

    Am only 12 with my dads phone

    04/05/2024 at 2:48 pm

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    1. Anonymous

       damn welcome to r34 my friend also hope that ur dad don’t catch u gl

       07/05/2024 at 8:48 am

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68. Jurosh

    Why she is flashing the dude like that

    21/04/2024 at 12:07 am

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69. J'aime trop me masturber

    Franchement j’aurais trop aimer être à la place du gars🥵🥵🥵

    18/04/2024 at 11:37 pm

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70. Rat fucker

    Does anybody know where the rats are?

    16/04/2024 at 7:29 am

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71. Idk

    I say this is quite the show i ever asked for🧐🍸

    14/04/2024 at 7:25 pm

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72. Idk

    I say this quite the show i ever asked for🧐🍸

    14/04/2024 at 7:25 pm

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73. Anonymous

    uhg i wish that was me

    11/04/2024 at 12:54 am

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74. I duplicated this waw

    I say this quite the show I ever asked for 🧐☕

    09/04/2024 at 11:33 am

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75. Anonymous

    I say this quite the show I ever asked for 🧐☕

    09/04/2024 at 11:32 am

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76. Anonymous

    part 2 when

    07/04/2024 at 6:16 am

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77. Table.

    Oh thats good:D

    26/03/2024 at 1:22 pm

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78. Angel

    4ngel_05
    Yall should add my discord, yall funny asff

    17/03/2024 at 4:52 pm

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79. Angel

    Lmfaoo these comments are out of pocket as hell 😂😂

    17/03/2024 at 4:50 pm

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    1. Anonymous

       Que ases aquí yendo esto pajero 🧐🍷

       21/03/2024 at 3:38 pm

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80. Superidol67

    Nah bruh this shit is only in Birmingham 💀

    16/03/2024 at 11:55 pm

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81. Don’t worry about me

    I just wanna feel loved.

    10/03/2024 at 5:54 am

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    1. El Gato enjoyer

       Bro’s so lucky. I felt unloved my whole life

       27/10/2024 at 10:08 pm

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82. Fuck you

    Nah people be simping over a normal perfectly fine girl 💀

    08/03/2024 at 9:34 am

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83. Anonymous

    Nah people be simping over a normal perfectly fine girl 💀

    08/03/2024 at 9:33 am

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84. Anonymous

    TF YOU MEAN IM GAY?!

    03/03/2024 at 11:16 am

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85. Un gato clasista

    :v

    26/02/2024 at 6:28 am

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86. Anonymous

    “FOR FUCKS SAKE STOP POSTING THIS ON REDDIT”

    24/02/2024 at 12:38 pm

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87. Nh

    This isn’t free vbucks

    18/02/2024 at 5:16 pm

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88. joe mama

    📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸 got you watching porn

    i got myself watching this too tho

    16/02/2024 at 7:53 am

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89. Anonymous

    🗿🗿🗿🗿

    11/02/2024 at 6:02 pm

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90. Anonymous

    HOLY SHIT ITS THE YO MAMA GUY

    04/02/2024 at 3:05 pm

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91. Gojo

    Did you pray today

    04/02/2024 at 1:01 am

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92. Anonymous

    Who need teraphy

    28/01/2024 at 7:34 am

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93. Hehhe

    Lol

    28/01/2024 at 12:17 am

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    1. Anonymous

       Xd

       07/03/2024 at 2:26 pm

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94. reqxcv

    is that yo mama guy

    26/01/2024 at 1:23 am

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95. Gojo-GojoSiwa

    Man not for a second looking at it already squirt some sprite 💀

    25/01/2024 at 1:57 am

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96. racist wu

    w chat

    19/01/2024 at 5:37 pm

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97. racist wu

    dang

    19/01/2024 at 5:36 pm

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98. jjbinish

    my dad caught me reading this and he took away fortnite for 2 weeks

    19/01/2024 at 1:42 am

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99. help

    it straight but it feels gay

    18/01/2024 at 6:38 am

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    1. Anonymous

       What do you mean

       28/01/2024 at 7:41 am

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    2. Anonymous

       Rip😭

       29/07/2024 at 3:37 pm

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100. Anonymous

     it straight but it feels gay

     18/01/2024 at 6:37 am

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101. Anonymous

     IS THAT THE YO MAMA GUY BRODIE

     17/01/2024 at 9:03 am

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     1. Deez

        I nutted 5 times

        02/04/2024 at 9:22 am

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102. I Don’t Know

     Why is only 1 guy commenting funny ass stuff I love it

     08/01/2024 at 2:39 pm

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103. Anonymous

     LOL this is so relatable 😂😂😂 I did this to my dad and he hit me with his bottle of beer 🥰🥰

     08/01/2024 at 1:20 pm

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104. Nigger

     Penile erection

     06/01/2024 at 4:42 am

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105. I fuck your mom

     Tf is this 💀💀

     04/01/2024 at 1:57 am

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106. Anonymous

     Fuck off nigger

     02/01/2024 at 10:34 am

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     1. Nigger

        W commet

        08/01/2024 at 1:17 pm

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107. Anonymous

     Man just Rizz her up

     30/12/2023 at 11:56 am

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108. Anonymous

     QUE

     27/12/2023 at 7:43 am

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109. Nunya

     Lmao wtf, hi mods

     25/12/2023 at 8:02 am

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110. Jadencomicss

     I don’t even know how I ended up in this site. 😰

     24/12/2023 at 3:53 pm

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111. Hmmm

     This got me a virus >:(

     24/12/2023 at 9:48 am

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112. wtf

     I’m not gehh

     20/12/2023 at 1:59 pm

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113. Nigger

     Yall are niggers

     20/12/2023 at 10:22 am

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     1. Dumb fuck

        N WORD ALLERT!!!

        14/03/2024 at 3:09 am

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        1. FreeCandy

           I did not do it officer.

           12/05/2024 at 12:31 am

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114. Anonymous

     That was hot wish. There was. More

     19/12/2023 at 2:26 pm

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115. No

     Blud this is kinda hot

     15/12/2023 at 9:27 am

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116. Wow

     I love this comic 5 stars

     11/12/2023 at 6:58 am

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117. Anonymous

     Uhhhhhh balls are not hot (I’m not gay)

     07/12/2023 at 11:49 am

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118. Who

     Bro what is this💀

     05/12/2023 at 3:01 pm

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119. Guy who's not gay

     You read them all 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

     05/12/2023 at 7:56 am

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120. Pokemon

     I wish they add more

     21/11/2023 at 7:28 am

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121. IDK

     Bro she is talking to her self

     20/11/2023 at 4:22 am

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122. Anonymous

     Ballsack

     13/11/2023 at 3:04 am

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     1. Anonymous

        I’m stroking My dick here and I love this comic

        24/12/2023 at 5:25 pm

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     2. Born in 1962

        Chat is this real?

        03/01/2024 at 3:35 pm

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123. Anonymous

     Uh what what you talking to? No one ask u

     R34 be like

     08/11/2023 at 5:31 pm

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124. LIGMA LICK MY BALLS

     Niggerrr heheheha

     08/11/2023 at 10:00 am

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125. Anonymous

     Negawatt

     02/11/2023 at 1:05 am

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126. Someone’s racist granddad

     Can you niggers shut the fuck up?!

     30/10/2023 at 11:50 am

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127. Song man.

     Three big black guys and im bouncing on there thighs.

     28/10/2023 at 12:39 pm

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128. Gay

     Im not day

     28/10/2023 at 8:45 am

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129. Anonymous

     Así le hicieron a mi tío

     16/10/2023 at 5:48 pm

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130. Anonymous

     In not gehh

     15/10/2023 at 10:37 pm

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131. Anonymous

     I finally found a good porn story. I wish this had a longer story than it ending here:(

     07/10/2023 at 3:54 pm

     Reply
     1. Anonymous

        👍

        11/04/2024 at 10:44 pm

        Reply
132. Anonymous

     The best straw in my life U//⁠▽//U

     04/10/2023 at 8:59 am

     Reply
133. Black guy looking for gay black porn

     Where’s gay black dudes?

     02/10/2023 at 1:08 pm

     Reply
134. Anonymous

     🍄🔵🐱
     We live
     We love
     We lie
     🐱🔵🍄

     30/09/2023 at 10:52 pm

     Reply
     1. Anonymous

        Yes

        04/10/2023 at 1:25 pm

        Reply
135. Rizzler

     Wazzup bbg are u candy because your sweet for my life

     27/09/2023 at 9:41 pm

     Reply
     1. Anonymous

        Why you comment so much for almost 3 years

        28/09/2023 at 10:01 am

        Reply
136. The guy at the genius bar

     Guys hear me out, what if we use a DNA of an animal that can regrow parts of the body, this means we can live forever, right?

     27/09/2023 at 9:39 pm

     Reply
     1. Anonymous

        nah bro the cells would need to repair insted of cutting the part off unless your weird

        07/10/2023 at 4:41 am

        Reply
137. Bruh

     Thanks now I cutted my penis off

     24/09/2023 at 10:18 pm

     Reply
     1. Balls

        Why

        27/09/2023 at 5:29 pm

        Reply
138. smuffcat

     🐱🔵🍄
     we live
     we love
     we lie
     🍄🔵🐱

     20/09/2023 at 8:42 pm

     Reply
139. Anonymous

     I’m not gay

     17/09/2023 at 8:19 pm

     Reply
140. Đfrfrđx

     🛬🏢🏢 ok 👌

     17/09/2023 at 2:30 pm

     Reply
141. Za az

     What is Brody fox doing

     17/09/2023 at 7:38 am

     Reply
142. Jujun

     Bruh jo mama was sitting

     09/09/2023 at 5:58 am

     Reply
143. I cut my penis off

     I searched for Jaiden Animations Nuzlocke and got this. Definitely worth it.

     07/09/2023 at 3:41 pm

     Reply
144. Hyehehe

     Just imagine, meeting a stranger and fucking them 2 seconds later

     06/09/2023 at 8:49 pm

     Reply
145. Hehehehe

     Cumed all over my sister

     06/09/2023 at 5:55 am

     Reply
     1. Anonymous

        Negawatt

        17/09/2023 at 2:47 pm

        Reply
     2. Anonymous

        Nigga what

        24/09/2023 at 6:27 am

        Reply
146. Barack Obama

     Two seconds without the zaza

     06/09/2023 at 12:55 am

     Reply
147. Sharkboi 3

     🛬🏢🛬🏢

     29/08/2023 at 10:38 am

     Reply
148. I ate a cat

     I have committed several warcrimes in several country

     29/08/2023 at 12:36 am

     Reply
149. Anonymous

     anyone else here from the “is that the yo mama guy” meme💀

     28/08/2023 at 9:03 pm

     Reply
     1. I ate a cat

        Yoo wsg shawty

        In your eyes, galaxies swirl, a universe of stories untold. May I journey within, where a love’s tale unfolds?

        29/08/2023 at 12:33 am

        Reply
     2. Yk

        Yeah

        29/08/2023 at 3:37 am

        Reply
150. Sigma Skibidi Toilet

     We all came from that one videos in tiktok, right?💀🙏

     28/08/2023 at 12:18 pm

     Reply
     1. Anonymous

        Yeah bro😭🙏

        28/08/2023 at 8:59 pm

        Reply
        1. Anonymous

           Yeah

           06/09/2023 at 3:11 pm

           Reply
     2. Anonymous

        yes💀

        28/08/2023 at 11:38 pm

        Reply
        1. Anonymous

           🐱🔵🍄
           We live
           We love
           We lie
           🍄🔵🐱

           11/10/2023 at 9:53 am

           Reply
     3. Gay

        Which video😭🙏

        28/10/2023 at 8:50 am

        Reply
151. Man in jeenz

     This is so sigma skibidi toilet ohio lebel 3 gyat rizz🤣🤣

     28/08/2023 at 7:10 am

     Reply
     1. Pq esta va de llover alli bich

        hola skibdido signa soy yo

        28/08/2023 at 11:08 am

        Reply
152. your mom

     Hahaha so sigma. 🤣🤣🤣🍷🍷🍷

     27/08/2023 at 1:40 pm

     Reply
153. Anonymous

     😀😃😄😁😆😅🤣😂🙂🙃😉😊😇🥰😍🤩😘😗☺️😚😙🥲😋😛😜🤪😝🤑🤗🤭🤫🤔🤐🤨😐😑😶😶‍🌫️😏😒🙄😬😮‍💨🤥😌😔😪🤤🥵🤧🤮🤢🤕🤒😷😴🥶🥴😵😵‍💫🤯🤠🥳🥸😎🤓🧐😕😟🙁☹️😮😯😲😳🥺😦😧😨😰😓😞😣😖😱😭😢😥😩😫🥱😤😡🤬😈😠👿💀☠️🤡👹👺👻😼😻😹😸😺🤖👾👽😽🙀😿😾🙉🙈🙊💋💕💞💓💗💖💝💘💌💟❣️💔❤️‍🔥❤️‍🩹❤🧡💛💢💯🤍🖤🤎💜💙💚💥💫💦💨🕳💣💬🗨✋️🖐🤚🤚☻️💤💭🗯🖖👌🤌🤏🤏🤞✌️🤞🤟🤘

     26/08/2023 at 1:53 pm

     Reply
154. Sigmaskibbitytoilet69420

     This is so sigma Ohio skibidi toilet!!! 1! 111

     25/08/2023 at 11:25 am

     Reply
155. Idk

     What a wholesome ending🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🫠😊🙃🥹🙂😊😙😪😶😜😪😶😜😶😪☺️😐☺️🥺😐☺️😐☺️🥺😑😜🤤😑☺️😐😊😊😐😐😶☹️🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡😔🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🙁🙁🫡😶😤😶🫡😤🫣😮‍💨🤔😶😮‍💨🥱😮‍💨🤗☹️🫨😨😷😨😳😷😣😇🤯🤠🤯🤠🥵😣🥵🤯🥵😖🥶🫤🥵😣🤯😇🫤😣🥶🤯🫨🫤😩🫨😳🫨🙁😩😵‍💫☹️🤕😩☹️😵‍💫😲🤓🌚👿🤑🌚😇🌚🤑🤡🤑🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡😎🤑😎👽🤑🥸🤮🥸🤓👿👻😣😇😇😣😇🤮👻😣👻😣👻🥶👄👁️👄👁️👄👁️👄👁️👄👁️👁️👄👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👂👅👅👂🤜💪👎🤜👎🤜👊🤛🫷👊🤛🤞🤜🫲🫳🦾🫲🫶✌️💪🧜🤾🧎🤾🏇🧑‍🦯🧍🏇⛹️🧍🏌️⛹️🏌️🧍🤽🏄🧚🦹🤺🏄🦹🦸🏄

     24/08/2023 at 11:16 am

     Reply
156. Youshouldcloseincognitoandgotosleepypudegenerate

     This isint free robux!
     (Where the hell is my robux scott)

     23/08/2023 at 2:17 pm

     Reply
157. Anonymous

     Caralho, aquela gozada foi surpreendente. Ainda bem que ninguém viu eles dois se comendo no avião kkkkk

     18/08/2023 at 1:52 am

     Reply
158. 20inchNigger

     FUCKING HELL *SNIFFFFFF* THAT TITSSSSS *SNIFFFFF* I NEED TO SMELL HER FART *SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF*

     09/08/2023 at 5:49 am

     Reply
     1. Jk (

        What is wrong with you

        18/08/2023 at 1:32 am

        Reply
     2. Anonymous

        Bro… ¿WTF? 💀

        12/09/2023 at 10:45 pm

        Reply
159. Jaiden

     …

     04/08/2023 at 12:26 pm

     Reply
160. Skeks

     Damn this made me comfortable

     02/08/2023 at 5:31 pm

     Reply
161. He’ll ok

     I love

     31/07/2023 at 10:31 pm

     Reply
162. Juj

     Hoog

     31/07/2023 at 10:31 pm

     Reply
163. Qwery

     Boo

     27/07/2023 at 8:10 am

     Reply
164. Anonymous

     YOUTUBE PEAK GAMING 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

     23/07/2023 at 4:39 am

     Reply
165. Anonymous

     amoug us

     18/07/2023 at 9:45 pm

     Reply
166. No se

     Como se la da ya me dieron ganas de echarme a mi tía

     18/07/2023 at 1:55 pm

     Reply
167. Unknown

     Nice

     17/07/2023 at 9:49 pm

     Reply
168. Alexander Hamilton

     I love pussy

     16/07/2023 at 2:20 pm

     Reply
     1. reply in the wrong neighborhood

        Two to the one from the one to the three
        I like good pussy and I like good tree

        25/01/2024 at 12:09 am

        Reply
169. ANONYMOUS

     Im botta blow

     09/07/2023 at 5:02 am

     Reply
170. Gay

     Sus

     02/07/2023 at 7:32 pm

     Reply
171. NotMichealJordan

     Did you know that when somebody sleeps they dream

     01/07/2023 at 5:47 pm

     Reply
     1. Anonymous

        Wow I did not know that

        04/07/2023 at 8:04 pm

        Reply
     2. Anonymous

        Oh, really?

        25/08/2023 at 6:09 am

        Reply
172. Anonymous

     is this sex

     17/06/2023 at 7:51 am

     Reply
     1. Anonymous

        I don think so

        22/07/2023 at 10:30 pm

        Reply
173. Anonymous

     Lore accurate jaiden

     16/06/2023 at 6:25 pm

     Reply
     1. Anonymous

        What

        17/07/2023 at 10:24 pm

        Reply
174. Table

     Im not a table bro

     07/06/2023 at 2:34 pm

     Reply
175. sex

     sex

     04/06/2023 at 8:36 pm

     Reply
176. Muahahahahahahaah

     Muahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahah

     03/06/2023 at 3:08 pm

     Reply
177. IHOP ness

     Gyat

     22/05/2023 at 9:15 pm

     Reply
178. Anonymous

     its all fun and games until turbulence shows up…

     22/05/2023 at 1:26 pm

     Reply
179. nigga

     i came so hard that the roof fly away

     21/05/2023 at 2:54 am

     Reply
180. Adolf Hither

     Heil Hither

     20/05/2023 at 4:00 am

     Reply
181. nigga

     he was goddamn lucky

     17/05/2023 at 8:01 am

     Reply
182. SnappingSpider81

     Imagine if this was a real story. I would be so jealous

     15/05/2023 at 9:47 pm

     Reply
183. E

     Bro can I fuck Jaiden, she’s a pro at this

     15/05/2023 at 9:25 pm

     Reply
184. dont do drugs

     this bullshit made me laugh for some reason

     14/05/2023 at 3:00 pm

     Reply
185. IJustCameLol

     Is that the Yo Mama guy?

     23/04/2023 at 6:14 am

     Reply
186. Anonymous

     Can we get a part 2 ?

     20/04/2023 at 11:11 pm

     Reply
     1. NiggerKiller

        Yes

        24/09/2023 at 2:41 pm

        Reply
187. Cock

     Voilà

     16/04/2023 at 5:39 am

     Reply
     1. Anonymous

        Aku mau seperti nya

        26/04/2023 at 2:35 pm

        Reply
188. Hehshbdhdbjejshwd

     Uhhh blah blah blah sexy lady make me cum idk

     24/03/2023 at 7:52 am

     Reply
189. Anonymous

     Sick

     23/03/2023 at 10:36 pm

     Reply
190. Anonymous

     Hail Hitler

     20/03/2023 at 5:54 am

     Reply
     1. Anonymous

        Fuck no

        05/04/2023 at 9:55 am

        Reply
     2. Anonymous

        Heil Hitler

        09/04/2023 at 7:33 am

        Reply
        1. Nazi

           Heli hitter

           18/04/2023 at 11:01 am

           Reply
           1. Anonymous

              Hail Hitler

              02/05/2023 at 5:30 am

              Reply
     3. Anonymous

        💀

        24/04/2023 at 5:46 am

        Reply
191. Nigga

     I’m racist and Hitler is god_

     12/03/2023 at 7:43 am

     Reply
     1. Anonymous

        no shit. hail our nazi overlord serbia is god. analbania will burn

        13/03/2023 at 7:13 am

        Reply
     2. Xd

        Hitler is god

        18/03/2023 at 3:08 am

        Reply
192. Javk

     …

     10/03/2023 at 5:08 am

     Reply
193. KnittersaursRex

     doin yo mom

     06/03/2023 at 6:33 pm

     Reply
194. Anonymous

     𝙸 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎𝚍 𝚒𝚝, 𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚗𝚒𝚌𝚎. 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚊 𝚙. 2?

     06/03/2023 at 5:16 am

     Reply
195. Pyrocincal

     So guys we did it

     04/03/2023 at 4:54 pm

     Reply
     1. Anonymous

        This is a really nice comic

        08/03/2023 at 12:23 am

        Reply
196. that dude with the 159 inch dick

     hah he is small i once fucked an airplane not someone on it!

     01/03/2023 at 10:11 am

     Reply
     1. sonic the hedgehog

        I fucked the sky

        06/03/2023 at 6:40 pm

        Reply
     2. Anonymous

        wow

        13/03/2023 at 7:13 am

        Reply
197. your dad try to find some milk here

     SHE LEAVE HIM WITH HARD COCK IN PUBLIC THAT IS NOT FUNNY BRUH

     27/02/2023 at 11:15 pm

     Reply
     1. Anonymous

        So true XD

        07/03/2023 at 7:16 am

        Reply
198. ur mom

     The guy is hot asf

     22/02/2023 at 8:28 am

     Reply
199. 242 comet moment

     Boys we did it

     12/02/2023 at 9:53 am

     Reply
     1. jim

        what the fuck 242 coment

        19/02/2023 at 5:37 am

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200. 241 comment

     Holy crap 240 comments

     06/02/2023 at 7:56 am

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201. 240 comment

     Holy shit 239 comments

     04/02/2023 at 5:56 am

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202. 239 comment

     Holy fuck 238 comments

     04/02/2023 at 4:31 am

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203. Anonymous

     Yes sir

     03/02/2023 at 12:07 am

     Reply
204. Red scout

     Sir yes sir

     03/02/2023 at 12:06 am

     Reply
205. Anonymous

     Memories broken the truth goes unspoken I’ve even forgotten my name
     I don’t know the season or what is the reason I’m standing here holding my blade

     29/01/2023 at 2:33 am

     Reply
     1. Anonymous

        A desolate place without any trace it’s only the cold wind I feel. It’s me that I spite as I stand up and fight, the only thing I know for real there will be BLOOD-SHED Man in the mirror nods his head. The only one left, I will ride up on the dragons back!

        12/02/2023 at 4:43 am

        Reply
206. Red soldier

     Stop reading there is a blue Spie at the base
     Y repeat there is a blue Spie at the base
     .
     Look Boys we are red and this are oure enemies, They’re blue. And i hate blue
     So stop reading and help meeeeee 😡

     24/01/2023 at 1:17 pm

     Reply
207. Anonymous

     I am not gehh (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

     20/01/2023 at 4:21 pm

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208. Anonymous

     he rlly got flashed at the end for a “ty”

     09/01/2023 at 12:44 am

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209. Jason

     I muted so hard

     24/12/2022 at 8:57 am

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210. Egg

     I see you mama guy 🤯🤯🤯🤯

     21/12/2022 at 1:24 am

     Reply
211. Anonymous

     i am gehh (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ and i dont care
     comment

     15/12/2022 at 5:48 pm

     Reply
212. Redhood

     I spill out many time I look at this comic

     15/12/2022 at 12:45 am

     Reply
213. Anonymous

     bi

     07/12/2022 at 4:46 am

     Reply
214. ogga bogga

     poor dude she didnt even give him contact info for later

     03/12/2022 at 2:41 pm

     Reply
215. Anonymous

     What a monster for giving a man a boner in public

     01/12/2022 at 5:34 am

     Reply
216. Abdullah Hil Muhaimin Sondhi

     PLEASE GIVE A NEW EPISODE AND MAKE IT ROMANTIC, ❤️❤️❤️💝!!!!!!

     26/11/2022 at 2:56 am

     Reply
217. Anonymous

     the fact that she flashed him out in the open

     22/11/2022 at 7:35 am

     Reply
218. pillocool

     If you’re seeing this take a screenshot and send message in my YouTube channel: pillocool

     20/11/2022 at 3:36 pm

     Reply
219. Anonymous

     Poor lad left with a boner

     18/11/2022 at 2:03 am

     Reply
220. Ur mom

     Lol what

     16/11/2022 at 10:37 am

     Reply
221. BigPhatBdussyShartLoverAndEater

     Aight let’s remake this comic but on 911

     14/11/2022 at 2:08 pm

     Reply
222. Ballet

     Ok cool but what the fuck?

     12/11/2022 at 2:49 pm

     Reply
223. Anonymous

     Hehe nice. lucky guy

     07/11/2022 at 8:51 am

     Reply
224. Fart

     Never gonna cream you up never gonna let you down, ima ride on top of you and cream on top of your tits tits

     05/11/2022 at 5:54 am

     Reply
225. Goofy ahhhhhhh

     Fun fact: there are FRENCH speaking CANADIANS under the rule of ENGLAND can’t Canadians pick a lane

     02/11/2022 at 9:55 am

     Reply
226. Idk

     Fun fact: German people speak the language german

     29/10/2022 at 7:28 pm

     Reply
227. uncircumcised retard

     Ocean man, take me by the hand
     Lead me to the land that you understand
     Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe
     Is a real trip
     Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand
     Soaking up the thirst of the land
     Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement
     At the oberman
     Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth
     To the childlike man
     Ocean man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand
     Soaking up the thirst of the land
     Ocean man
     Ocean man
     Ocean man
     Ocean man, take me by the hand
     Lead me to the land that you understand
     Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe
     Is a real trip
     Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand
     Soaking up the thirst of the land
     Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement
     At the oberman
     Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth
     To the childlike man
     Ocean man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand
     Soaking up the thirst of the land
     Ocean Man

     23/10/2022 at 7:25 pm

     Reply
     1. Anonymous

        lmao

        31/10/2022 at 10:46 am

        Reply
228. Shit face

     I am going to kill myself

     23/10/2022 at 7:18 pm

     Reply
     1. Anonymous

        Fr

        02/11/2022 at 9:45 am

        Reply
229. Anonymous

     Fortnite balls all in yo face

     22/10/2022 at 1:40 pm

     Reply
230. Bad Cube14

     I oddly find myself coming (no pun intended) back here every once in a while for no particular reason. I guess I just get in a jaiden mood,

     17/10/2022 at 10:20 am

     Reply
231. Mmm

     Fuckkkkkkkkkkk that pussy good for her slutty ass

     16/10/2022 at 12:00 pm

     Reply
232. Haterrrrrrrrrrr

     I hate this

     13/10/2022 at 5:55 pm

     Reply
233. Haterrrr

     I hate this

     13/10/2022 at 5:55 pm

     Reply
234. PussyEatingGoBrrr

     This is my new favorite hentai that’s for damn sure. Her ass was so beautifully shaded and the cum filling her pussy was so sexy. I can just imagine my dick throbbing going in and out of that yummy pussy. I came to this like 3 times today

     09/10/2022 at 7:18 pm

     Reply
235. Anonymous

     I like boobs

     08/10/2022 at 8:44 pm

     Reply
     1. PussyEatingGoBrrr

        This is my new favorite hentai that’s for damn sure. Her ass was so beautifully shaded and the cum filling her pussy was so sexy. I can just imagine my dick throbbing going in and out of that yummy pussy. I came to this like 3 times today

        09/10/2022 at 7:19 pm

        Reply
     2. Bad Cube14

        Same here bro

        17/10/2022 at 10:20 am

        Reply
     3. Anonymous

        honestly same, also did you know that The mods do read all of your comments and they find them fucking hilarious. Comment if you are not gehh (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

        17/10/2022 at 3:25 pm

        Reply
     4. Anonymous

        Fr

        03/12/2022 at 1:16 am

        Reply
236. Anonymous

     I want to fill her up thoooooo

     07/10/2022 at 6:06 am

     Reply
237. Anonymous

     mmm idk why im here imma just go

     05/10/2022 at 11:37 am

     Reply
238. Brownies guy

     Does anybody have a good recipe for brownies?

     05/10/2022 at 11:04 am

     Reply
     1. Anonymous

        yeah

        STEP 1
        Cut 185g unsalted butter into small cubes and tip into a medium bowl. Break 185g dark chocolate into small pieces and drop into the bowl.

        STEP 2
        Fill a small saucepan about a quarter full with hot water, then sit the bowl on top so it rests on the rim of the pan, not touching the water. Put over a low heat until the butter and chocolate have melted, stirring occasionally to mix them.

        STEP 3
        Remove the bowl from the pan. Alternatively, cover the bowl loosely with cling film and put in the microwave for 2 minutes on High. Leave the melted mixture to cool to room temperature.

        STEP 4
        While you wait for the chocolate to cool, position a shelf in the middle of your oven and turn the oven on to 180C/160C fan/gas 4.

        STEP 5
        Using a shallow 20cm square tin, cut out a square of non-stick baking parchment to line the base. Tip 85g plain flour and 40g cocoa powder into a sieve held over a medium bowl. Tap and shake the sieve so they run through together and you get rid of any lumps.

        STEP 6
        Chop 50g white chocolate and 50g milk chocolate into chunks on a board.

        STEP 7
        Break 3 large eggs into a large bowl and tip in 275g golden caster sugar. With an electric mixer on maximum speed, whisk the eggs and sugar. They will look thick and creamy, like a milk shake. This can take 3-8 minutes, depending on how powerful your mixer is. You’ll know it’s ready when the mixture becomes really pale and about double its original volume. Another check is to turn off the mixer, lift out the beaters and wiggle them from side to side. If the mixture that runs off the beaters leaves a trail on the surface of the mixture in the bowl for a second or two, you’re there.

        STEP 8
        Pour the cooled chocolate mixture over the eggy mousse, then gently fold together with a rubber spatula. Plunge the spatula in at one side, take it underneath and bring it up the opposite side and in again at the middle. Continue going under and over in a figure of eight, moving the bowl round after each folding so you can get at it from all sides, until the two mixtures are one and the colour is a mottled dark brown. The idea is to marry them without knocking out the air, so be as gentle and slow as you like.

        STEP 9
        Hold the sieve over the bowl of eggy chocolate mixture and resift the cocoa and flour mixture, shaking the sieve from side to side, to cover the top evenly.

        STEP 10
        Gently fold in this powder using the same figure of eight action as before. The mixture will look dry and dusty at first, and a bit unpromising, but if you keep going very gently and patiently, it will end up looking gungy and fudgy. Stop just before you feel you should, as you don’t want to overdo this mixing

        STEP 11
        Finally, stir in the white and milk chocolate chunks until they’re dotted throughout.

        STEP 12
        Pour the mixture into the prepared tin, scraping every bit out of the bowl with the spatula. Gently ease the mixture into the corners of the tin and paddle the spatula from side to side across the top to level it.

        STEP 13
        Put in the oven and set your timer for 25 mins. When the buzzer goes, open the oven, pull the shelf out a bit and gently shake the tin. If the brownie wobbles in the middle, it’s not quite done, so slide it back in and bake for another 5 minutes until the top has a shiny, papery crust and the sides are just beginning to come away from the tin. Take out of the oven.

        STEP 14
        Leave the whole thing in the tin until completely cold, then, if you’re using the brownie tin, lift up the protruding rim slightly and slide the uncut brownie out on its base. If you’re using a normal tin, lift out the brownie with the foil. Cut into quarters, then cut each quarter into four squares and finally into triangles.

        STEP 15
        They’ll keep in an airtight container for a good two weeks and in the freezer for up to a month.

        09/10/2022 at 3:13 am

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239. Ncr

     Bro stop spanking your monkey we gotta get the dam back from the legon

     04/10/2022 at 7:11 pm

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240. Anonymous

     What you guys read pss I use adiuble

     01/10/2022 at 9:04 pm

     Reply
     1. Anonymous

        I think that’s how you spell it

        01/10/2022 at 9:05 pm

        Reply
241. nước ngoài như vậy là không phải ai cũng có thể làm được điều gì?

     Địt mẹ con cặc bọn mày sẽ ít thôi mấy con dog

     28/09/2022 at 9:34 pm

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242. Ronin

     Ayo
     horny shits

     28/09/2022 at 5:59 pm

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243. Anonymous

     Noah. Get the boat

     25/09/2022 at 4:15 am

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244. condom

     semen

     15/09/2022 at 6:34 am

     Reply
245. Anonymous

     A

     13/09/2022 at 12:41 pm

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246. Your mom

     E

     02/09/2022 at 10:05 pm

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247. Amogus

     XBOX LIVE!!!

     02/09/2022 at 3:19 am

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248. Anonymous

     What the

     23/08/2022 at 8:55 pm

     Reply
249. Ecolounge

     He has been holding in his piss and the piss is in the cum 🤫

     17/08/2022 at 4:39 pm

     Reply
     1. Anonymous

        No its not, one blocks off the other based on what you’re doing

        19/08/2022 at 12:46 am

        Reply
     2. Anonymous

        AUGHHHHHHHH

        18/09/2022 at 9:36 am

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250. what am i doing here

     dang, his d is REALLY large. I searched up the average female face width and with that calculation, his d must be… 20cm minimum.

     16/08/2022 at 6:27 pm

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     1. Anonymous

        Damn homie, doin research

        28/08/2022 at 5:53 am

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     2. Anonymous

        …Yes.

        07/09/2022 at 6:08 am

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251. joe mama

     i like drinking water

     16/08/2022 at 10:54 am

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252. Helpme

     Turi ip ip ip ip ip

     14/08/2022 at 7:13 am

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253. Peterpumpkineater69

     Holy fuck
     Ah
     I’m cumming
     Ah ah
     Lois

     14/08/2022 at 4:22 am

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254. Funnyman

     Why is her ass so L O N G

     12/08/2022 at 3:49 pm

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     1. your mom 69

        lmaooo this shi good asf

        17/12/2022 at 4:50 pm

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255. A

     A

     09/08/2022 at 11:35 am

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256. FBI

     Disgusting

     08/08/2022 at 7:00 am

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257. thingy

     pov when she says pass me that thing
     you holding a large snake

     04/08/2022 at 5:30 am

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258. Anonymous

     Where tf are her lower legs in page 14 and 15

     26/07/2022 at 3:21 am

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     1. Anonymous

        BRO SHE BUILT WTF

        01/08/2022 at 7:13 pm

        Reply
259. Finger

     Kid named finger:

     23/07/2022 at 5:47 pm

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     1. Shoka

        Someone wanna play bedwars with me?

        12/08/2022 at 7:31 am

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260. Cheese

     Y’all like cheese?

     12/07/2022 at 10:45 pm

     Reply
     1. Anonymous

        Yes cheese

        05/08/2022 at 12:03 am

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261. cumman65

     omg sex (real)
     i threw my book down the stairs and then after it slammed somewhere i heard someone scream

     07/07/2022 at 5:59 am

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     1. Nigga

        Nigga

        21/07/2022 at 8:42 am

        Reply
     2. Anonymous

        Yes

        26/07/2022 at 3:22 am

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262. Anonymous

     Part 2??

     29/06/2022 at 6:20 am

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263. Not your dad

     Damn bruh she really flashed the whole ass air port dAmn 💀💀💀

     28/06/2022 at 7:29 pm

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264. Anonymous

     asssssssssssssssssssss

     27/06/2022 at 9:43 pm

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265. Anonymous

     this girl never missed leg day XD

     17/06/2022 at 2:51 am

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266. Anonymous

     Y’all niggas trippin ong

     16/06/2022 at 6:19 pm

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267. sexy older man

     looking for sugar babies 🏳️‍⚧️🤷‍♂️💀💀😂😂😂😂

     15/06/2022 at 3:37 pm

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268. hi

     penis in my black

     15/06/2022 at 3:37 pm

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269. Ballz

     Wtf why

     09/06/2022 at 4:46 am

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270. Anonomus

     Nice

     26/05/2022 at 1:25 am

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271. Idk

     Anonymous you down bad bro

     18/05/2022 at 2:00 pm

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     1. Anonymous

        imagree

        29/05/2022 at 1:42 am

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272. Anonymous

     I’m not gehh (╯°□°)╯

     16/05/2022 at 7:44 pm

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273. Idk

     Part 222????

     04/05/2022 at 7:32 am

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274. AMOMOMA

     Uf

     02/05/2022 at 4:57 am

     Reply
     1. Anonymous

        The staff nonononono the whole fucking plane heard that,thats why the attendant said ya good?,also this not minecraft download💀.

        27/05/2022 at 3:33 am

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275. E

     E

     18/04/2022 at 11:57 pm

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276. Grippy

     The boy who really didn’t care at the end.

     He wants his damn toilet time

     13/04/2022 at 11:12 am

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     1. Anonymous

        so does that mean that he filled her up with piss and cum, she must have been pissed

        14/04/2022 at 1:45 pm

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        1. Anonymous

           dude not cool

           11/05/2022 at 4:28 am

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277. Anonymous

     I am not gay but damn the boy indeed looks kinda cute

     13/04/2022 at 11:11 am

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278. Anonymous

     Amazing

     12/04/2022 at 3:35 am

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279. Idklol

     if you are not gehh (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

     11/04/2022 at 1:52 pm

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280. Anonymous

     i actually fucking thought the anon pfp was theodd1sout bruh my eyes are dying

     01/04/2022 at 7:54 am

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281. Anonymous

     I eat huge massive black poki sticks

     31/03/2022 at 3:32 pm

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282. D.Nhuts

     Amoogus fooguz

     28/03/2022 at 11:30 am

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283. Anonymous

     *dials number*

     “Ooh this is going to be so good hueheuhehuehe”

     “I’ve been hoping for a good laugh for weeks huehehahueha”

     “Uh.. Hello?”

     “Hello, fat fetish artist”

     “Need a commission?”

     “Yes! I’d like to commission a Weight _LOSS_ comic please”

     “WHAT?!-” “HEY YOU LISTEN HERE! YOU SON OF A BITCH! DONT YOU DARE JOKE ABOUT THAT! I’LL KILL YOU RIGHT WHERE YOU STAND! YOU SON OF A BITCH! YOU LISTEN HERE MAN-”
     “HEHEUEHEHAHAHAHAHEHUAHHAHEHUHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHA”
     *heavy breathing*
     “Oh Calm Down man Calm down, its just a simple prank, a little silly gag of mine im no retrobait by any means!”

     “Oh thank god, i thought you were one of those quacks who dont take my art seriously, Alright.. What do you actually want?”

     “I’d want, i’d like a picture of a person in their young college years, eating a Massive tub of ice cream!”

     “Alright i can do that for you”

     “And immieadatly in the next panel running on a treadmill”
     “HUEHEHAHAAHA”
     “WHAT?!-”
     “HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA” “YOU SON OF YOU BITCH!” HAHAHAHAHAHAHA” “I’LL KILL YOU RIGHT HERE YOU SON OF A BITCH” “HEHEHEHEHEHEAHAHEHAHAHA” “ILL SUE YOU RIGHT YOU SON OF A BITCH!” “HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA” “I’LL SUE YOU! YOU SON OF A BITCH!” “HAHAHAHAAHA” “FUCK YOU” “HAHAHAHAHAHAHA” “FUCK YOU” “HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA” “FU-”

     *Call ends*

     24/03/2022 at 1:48 am

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284. Anonymous

     vun vact: the fitnessgram pacer test is a multi stage aerobic activity examination
     I wrote this in the dark, they really drilled it into my memory.

     21/03/2022 at 1:35 am

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     1. Anonymous

        Very unamused 😐

        18/05/2022 at 11:08 pm

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285. NathanHuntress

     wtf???

     19/03/2022 at 9:40 pm

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286. Mash potatoes man

     Anyone got a good mashed potatoes recipe please I’m very hungry

     17/03/2022 at 2:52 pm

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     1. (^>^)

        so first you want to skin about 3-6 potatoes and then put them into a bowl with 1-2 cups of water, then heat it up in the stove for 5-10 minutes, afterwards put butter over it and a pinch of salt

        18/03/2022 at 3:36 am

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     2. Anonymous

        I’d recommend Irish Potatoes, the flesh is easier to mash after boiling.
        The boiling time would differ depending on how much you want to mash it, or how hard of a time you would want to have while mashing it.
        You might want to add salt into the water to let it boil, and because of that, only spinkle a little, it should suck up dat salt pretty well.
        After boiling, if you don’t have a proper mashing utensil, just use the flat of a fork to mush it. You could up up the boiled potato into chunks and then mash them, if that feels easier for you.
        You could eat it as bangers and mash, or with some gravy, or downright bland and cold if you want to. This is coming from a person who has never cooked mashed potatoes before, I am not responsible for but not limited to the destruction of your house and/ the universe, the creation of mutant potato monsters.

        The sudden development of a new dish or nuclear weapon, however, I may take credit for.

        20/03/2022 at 10:09 pm

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     3. Anonymous

        wtf u mash potatoes with ur dick its that easy

        28/03/2022 at 10:39 am

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287. Mash potatoes man

     Anyone got a good mashed potatoes recipe

     17/03/2022 at 2:51 pm

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288. Anonymous

     This isn’t youtube

     05/03/2022 at 11:00 am

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     1. Anonymous

        The link said free robux

        14/03/2022 at 11:04 am

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289. Anonymous

     bruh omg

     05/03/2022 at 8:23 am

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290. Anonymous

     Sus

     03/03/2022 at 10:59 pm

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291. Anonymous

     amongus

     28/02/2022 at 2:20 pm

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292. Anonymous

     came trice

     24/02/2022 at 10:04 am

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293. Anonymous

     Bro idk why but this turns me on like uhhhh and the last part where it was awkward

     23/02/2022 at 12:17 am

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294. Anonymous

     came twice

     15/02/2022 at 4:46 am

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295. Anonymous

     cool

     10/02/2022 at 9:28 am

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     1. Anonymous

        Nigga balls

        15/03/2022 at 12:39 am

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296. Anonymous

     Lol

     04/02/2022 at 5:27 pm

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297. Anonymous

     my pp is tingl

     29/01/2022 at 12:10 pm

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298. Anonymous

     I creamed everywhere fapping to this

     26/01/2022 at 5:55 am

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299. Anonymous

     I was reading this, got horny, told my gf, then we fucked and i blew a load inside of her, it felt so good

     23/01/2022 at 5:17 pm

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     1. Anonymous

        hot
        ima go fuck my cat now

        24/01/2022 at 1:59 pm

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        1. Anonymous

           Ah shit

           29/01/2022 at 7:01 pm

           Reply
        2. Anonymous

           Wtf-

           31/01/2022 at 12:20 pm

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        3. Anonymous

           Ayo?

           31/01/2022 at 8:17 pm

           Reply
        4. Anonymous

           Oh

           21/02/2022 at 4:47 am

           Reply
        5. Baller

           Xddde???

           22/11/2022 at 6:28 am

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300. Anonymous

     oj

     22/01/2022 at 5:45 am

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301. Anonymous

     Ew

     20/01/2022 at 11:36 am

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302. Anonymous

     Fapped to this and im only 8!

     19/01/2022 at 5:13 am

     Reply
     1. Anonymous

        ?!?!?!?!?

        19/01/2022 at 7:53 pm

        Reply
     2. Anonymous

        AYO WHAT THE FUCK?!

        24/01/2022 at 2:06 pm

        Reply
     3. Anonymous

        Bro what… you need help

        04/02/2022 at 10:49 am

        Reply
     4. Anonymous

        AAAYOO
        This nig wildin

        04/02/2022 at 8:20 pm

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     5. Anonymous

        Wtf

        05/02/2022 at 7:19 pm

        Reply
     6. Anonymous

        Cap

        05/02/2022 at 7:19 pm

        Reply
     7. Anonymous

        Nigga what?

        21/02/2022 at 4:36 am

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303. Anonymous

     Nice cook bro i want to ride it

     16/01/2022 at 3:23 am

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304. Anonymous

     the end is agaINST THE LAW DUBMBASS

     13/01/2022 at 6:46 pm

     Reply
     1. Alicia Gee

        tHe eNd iS aGaInSt tHe lAw dUbMbAsS

        13/01/2022 at 8:15 pm

        Reply
     2. Anonymous

        Stfu you stupid bitch

        16/01/2022 at 3:24 am

        Reply
        1. Anonymous

           tHe eNd iS aGaInSt tHe lAw dUbMbAsS

           26/01/2022 at 5:18 am

           Reply
     3. nederlandse_kaas

        Sorry to dissapoint, but this whole comic is against moral law

        22/08/2022 at 6:59 am

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305. Anonymous

     Uwu

     12/01/2022 at 10:49 pm

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306. Anonymous

     Hi admin

     10/01/2022 at 12:28 pm

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307. Anonymous

     Cum

     03/01/2022 at 11:22 am

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308. Anonymous

     HAHA THE LAST

     29/12/2021 at 7:35 pm

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309. Anonymous

     nice

     25/12/2021 at 9:25 am

     Reply
310. Anonymous

     Oi my wanker is down not up ye thus dint make my wanker up delete thus crap bruz

     15/12/2021 at 12:23 am

     Reply
     1. Anonymous

        shut the fuck up and speak normally you dumbass

        19/12/2021 at 6:59 am

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311. Anonymous

     我

     09/12/2021 at 12:03 am

     Reply
312. Anonymous

     Will there be a part 2 of them meeting again

     07/12/2021 at 1:27 am

     Reply
313. Anonymous

     Ay where the 2nd part at

     02/12/2021 at 8:03 pm

     Reply
314. Anonymous

     H

     01/12/2021 at 8:44 am

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315. Anonymous

     I want like a season 2 of this shit

     10/11/2021 at 3:59 pm

     Reply
316. Anonymous

     So is this the same guy commenting all the time ore does everyone that comments as anonymous have the same picture

     08/11/2021 at 3:44 pm

     Reply
     1. Anonymous

        Idk

        11/12/2021 at 1:26 pm

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317. Anonymous

     Well I’ve cum to this more than once. It is super good

     07/11/2021 at 6:05 pm

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318. Anonymous

     oh god the children are here

     27/10/2021 at 4:32 am

     Reply
319. Anonymous

     Noice

     22/10/2021 at 9:55 am

     Reply
320. Anonymous

     Hey gusy I ho I can lern maincreft in dis comic book!!!!

     12/10/2021 at 2:28 am

     Reply
321. Anonymous

     Is that the yo mama guy

     03/10/2021 at 5:12 am

     Reply
     1. Y se la creyo

        Quisiera entrar en el cómic h metérselo hasta que grite fuerte teniendo cuidado de darle un bebe y chuparle las tetas

        13/07/2022 at 4:24 pm

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322. Anonymous

     thank god it wasn’t the yo momma guy

     02/10/2021 at 10:36 am

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323. Anonymous

     You can’t just blue ball him like that

     30/09/2021 at 12:01 am

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324. Anonymous

     bro i don’t even care that this is jaiden

     09/09/2021 at 5:45 am

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325. Anonymous

     coom

     25/07/2021 at 10:27 am

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326. Anonymous

     This shit is good

     23/07/2021 at 4:20 pm

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327. Anonymous

     I want to die

     10/07/2021 at 2:57 am

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     1. Anonymous

        Bro same

        12/07/2021 at 9:57 am

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        1. Anonymous

           Yeah

           19/07/2021 at 10:56 am

           Reply
     2. Anonymous

        Same

        01/08/2021 at 10:25 pm

        Reply
     3. Anonymous

        Then fucking kill yourself god

        04/09/2021 at 3:24 pm

        Reply
        1. A

           A

           09/08/2022 at 11:35 am

           Reply
328. Anonymous

     Yo mama

     10/05/2021 at 3:47 am

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329. Anonymous

     Well fuck

     07/05/2021 at 11:44 pm

     Reply
330. Anonymous

     what the fuck is this

     07/05/2021 at 3:47 am

     Reply
     1. Anonymous

        It’s fucking Jaiden animation porn are you dumb?

        04/09/2021 at 10:13 am

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        1. Anonymous

           Are you talking to yourself????? 8yr??

           13/09/2021 at 8:54 am

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331. Anonymous

     YOOO ITS REAL, THE YO MAMA GUY REALLY IS IN THIS

     25/04/2021 at 7:02 am

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332. Anonymous

     Monke suka blyat

     26/02/2021 at 10:28 pm

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333. Anonymous

     I love this comic

     20/02/2021 at 2:28 am

     Reply
334. Anonymous

     Monkey

     19/02/2021 at 6:30 am

     Reply
335. Anonymous

     Monk3

     19/02/2021 at 6:29 am

     Reply
336. Anonymous

     monke

     14/02/2021 at 12:20 am

     Reply
337. Anonymous

     Uh-why?

     13/02/2021 at 2:18 pm

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338. Anonymous

     Esta noche oscura te tortura la locura procura estar a mi altura aunque es baja tu estatura tartamudas ante el miedo que generó en el momento que aparezco entre las sombras y en tú mente me conectó ven víctima mía siente mi presencia no luches por tu vida y se parte de mi escencia con decensia me escabullo y aparezco detrás tuyo huye todo lo que quieras porque yo siempre te escucho tu eres Jeff the killer tu vida pende de un hilo mientras te cortas la cara yo te agarro y te aniquiló requeriste ser traumado para ser un asesino cuando yo toda mi vida miles de almas he obtenido soy Slenderman y puedo cambiar de forma te conformas si te digo que tu cara es espantosa llevo la maldad y la expando a tu alrededor no requiero fuego y cutter para causarte terror.

     07/02/2021 at 12:02 pm

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     1. Anonymous

        wtf xdxdxdxdxd

        14/02/2021 at 12:20 am

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339. Anonymous

     Creeper

     06/02/2021 at 3:04 pm

     Reply
     1. Anonymous

        Awww man

        01/05/2021 at 12:57 pm

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340. Anonymous

     I wish I could fuck Jaiden MAN SHES HOT AS FUCK!
     >:0 I WANT TO FUCK HER TOO!

     01/02/2021 at 3:50 am

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     1. Anonymous

        HELL YA

        07/11/2021 at 6:07 pm

        Reply
     2. Anonymous

        Same

        03/01/2022 at 9:32 am

        Reply
     3. nederlandse_kaas

        Did you succeed? It’s been 1,5 years…

        22/08/2022 at 7:03 am

        Reply
341. Anonymous

     That man has circumsized dick he Jewish

     22/01/2021 at 10:19 pm

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342. Anonymous

     My parents hate each other

     21/01/2021 at 11:31 am

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     1. Anonymous

        shit jaiden was masturbaiting anf made him stay but he never actually put it in

        24/01/2021 at 5:08 pm

        Reply
     2. Anonymous

        Sorry to ere that

        25/01/2021 at 1:29 pm

        Reply
     3. Anonymous

        yes, because you are reading this.

        29/01/2021 at 7:38 am

        Reply
     4. Anonymous

        I wish I could fuck Jaiden MAN SHES HOT AS FUCK!
        >:0 I WANT TO FUCK HER TOO!

        01/02/2021 at 3:46 am

        Reply
        1. Anonymous

           Wtf bruh shes a real person chill

           12/02/2021 at 1:53 pm

           Reply
     5. Anonymous

        Poggers

        07/02/2021 at 12:24 pm

        Reply
343. Anonymous

     I like were this going

     18/01/2021 at 10:55 pm

     Reply
344. Anonymous

     More?

     17/01/2021 at 6:44 am

     Reply
345. Anonymous

     Pls make a part 2

     10/01/2021 at 11:58 pm

     Reply
     1. Anonymous

        Yes

        07/02/2021 at 2:43 am

        Reply
346. Anonymous

     anyone else notice dingdong on the upper right corner of the second page?

     31/12/2020 at 6:40 am

     Reply
347. Anonymous

     YOOOO MY MAN BROADY FOXX
     IS IN THIS

     23/12/2020 at 8:42 pm

     Reply
348. Anonymous

     MANO QUE GOSTOSO SE MASTURBAR COM ESSS DESENHO LINDO

     19/12/2020 at 8:52 pm

     Reply
349. Anonymous

     Mano queria a parte dois

     19/12/2020 at 8:50 pm

     Reply
350. Anonymous

     Parte 2?

     19/12/2020 at 8:45 pm

     Reply
351. Anonymous

     Bruh

     11/12/2020 at 1:48 pm

     Reply
352. Anonymous

     part 2

     10/12/2020 at 5:47 am

     Reply
353. Anonymous

     Part 2?

     07/12/2020 at 10:43 am

     Reply
354. Anonymous

     ok so like i get that y’all have some weird addiction to this person but seriously it’s a CARTOON CHARACTER. chill tf out. go watch porn. it’s there for a reason.

     06/12/2020 at 1:22 pm

     Reply
355. Anonymous

     reddit

     05/12/2020 at 10:49 am

     Reply
356. Anonymous

     The person created a comic about a avatar that’s fictional that represents a person. Grow up seriously I’m glad jaiden animations never met twisted grim seeing she’s the oppressive type on artists demoralizing anyone she sees over this type of art and think it’s inhuman violation.

     03/12/2020 at 6:07 pm

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357. Anonymous

     Mom said this is kinda gay

     30/11/2020 at 4:20 am

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358. Anonymous

     Why are her legs so muscular in the last part

     27/11/2020 at 1:08 am

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359. Anonymous

     excuse me what the fuck did i just read i have no words but WHAT THE FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK JESUS FUCKING CRISHT
     WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH I WAS JUST DICKIN AROUND BUT WHAT THE FUCK

     25/11/2020 at 3:21 pm

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360. Anonymous

     Where’s the end?

     25/11/2020 at 5:25 am

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     1. Anonymous

        this comic is being publised as its being written im afraid

        14/02/2021 at 10:08 am

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361. Anonymous

     Yo mama guy sitting in the back xD

     18/11/2020 at 8:34 pm

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362. Anonymous

     Whaa

     18/11/2020 at 2:14 pm

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363. Anonymous

     I can’t believe sick twisted crackheads like this exist i only read this to call out how fucked up people are she’s a real person with a real life unlike you guys And these people have actually talent to do anything else but draw porn of a 23 yr old Animator how do you think she feels about people telling her that sick twisted fucks are drawing disgusting shit of her like this..I don’t care if i get hate im just saying your a horrible human being who needs to think wth there doing Stop thinking of youself and think of others and how they will feel you sick fuck.

     17/11/2020 at 2:29 pm

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     1. Anonymous

        Dude shut up. You chose to come and read so you need to go away and die in a car crash. This was YOUR desision so shut up. If I knew who you were I would punch you and then run you over.

        07/02/2021 at 2:47 am

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     2. Anonymous

        Also you read this YOUR a sick fuck too.

        07/02/2021 at 2:49 am

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364. Anonymous

     ha brody on the same plane

     17/11/2020 at 10:37 am

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365. Anonymous

     My pee pee goes boing boing!

     15/11/2020 at 9:18 pm

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366. Anonymous

     Where is the end ?

     15/11/2020 at 4:03 pm

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367. Anonymous

     Well this interesting.

     12/11/2020 at 11:22 pm

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368. Anonymous

     i hope i get hit by a car because i saw this.

     11/11/2020 at 6:51 am

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369. Anonymous

     OK WTF IS THE ENDING

     09/11/2020 at 1:26 am

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370. Anonymous

     6

     03/11/2020 at 9:23 am

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