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That Donut Store Guy
So the other day, mate, I went to a donut store down South Westhamptonchestershireshiretonsby, and like, there was a crazy smell about the place, y’know?
Like, the place was known for it’s crystal-clear glazing and stuff, real good glazed donuts, yeah.
So like, I bought one, was real expensive, almost as much as that arm replacement I had to get after that super sugar donut. Instant type two diabetes, that little fecker was. Anyway, I ate it right away, so it w’aint turning cold.
So funny story is, the news revealed the next day that the store’s glazing was made of plexiglass and microfiber, and like, I got hospitalised for having that stuff in me bloodstream. Turns out the stuff is bloody poisonous.
Could I borrow some money?
Anonymous
Damn men